Some people are so stupid that I literally can't believe they haven't choked to death on their own saliva. This woman is one of those people.
Woman Claims to Own the Sun
- Thread starter Tom Goldman
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So that basically means she thought of something stupid before anyone else did.
So among stupids, she's a bloody genius.
Hey everyone, the document that was given to her states she owns "The sun" when everyone(whom cares about this sort of thing) knows that our particular solar system is actually named "Sol." And solar systems are named after their stars. Thus, the real name of "the sun" is actually "Sol." So she's got a document stating she owns a nonexistent galactic body.
You're kidding. This is...I can't....what?!
If this is true, I claim Mars.
Give me the documents now, kthx.
Unless it requires me to fork over cash. I'm not rich enough to spend money on bs.
If this is true, I claim Mars.
Give me the documents now, kthx.
Unless it requires me to fork over cash. I'm not rich enough to spend money on bs.
So she owns the sun yes? Great, where can i find her personal data so i can file a complaint that her sun is shining in my eyes early morning and i request that she moves it elsewhere or pays -me- for all the trouble? Or maybe she would rather want to wait for all the lawsuits from people that got sun burnt or even got skin cancer?
Silly woman.
Silly woman.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1232492400 Here is her Facebook so you can send her the cease and desist via message.Eisenfaust said:
Edit: Wait that is probably not her
Huh. Well if she now "owns" the sun...
Then I will file a lawsuit against her for negligence!
Ms. Duran has failed to prevent the sun from slowly destroying Earth with its UV radiation while also giving human beings skin cancer, amongst other acts.
She may own the sun, but she is now accountable for the destruction of the homes of polar bears. Polar bears for crying out loud!
Suck on that and smoke it, Duran.
Then I will file a lawsuit against her for negligence!
Ms. Duran has failed to prevent the sun from slowly destroying Earth with its UV radiation while also giving human beings skin cancer, amongst other acts.
She may own the sun, but she is now accountable for the destruction of the homes of polar bears. Polar bears for crying out loud!
Suck on that and smoke it, Duran.
The north pole isn't taken right? When people are begging for oil they will have to come to MY country. >
I need a flag and constitution now...
I need a flag and constitution now...
So.. going by her logic, could i sue her for melanoma and other skin cancers as she has ownership and therefore responsibility of the sun and it's effects?
is it neglegent on her behalf to not filter the harmful rays?
seriously i wonder what is out there that people have now registered in the past few days after reading this article.
edit: just read the comment 3 above this about exactly the same topic. my bad
is it neglegent on her behalf to not filter the harmful rays?
seriously i wonder what is out there that people have now registered in the past few days after reading this article.
edit: just read the comment 3 above this about exactly the same topic. my bad
Anyone own earth? If not it is now mine...well that was easier than I thought.
Seriously though? The freaking sun? Saying you own it is about as meaningful as saying you own a unicorn or something. Just cuz it's on paper doesn't mean anyone's gonna care. Good luck with trying to get money off people.
Seriously though? The freaking sun? Saying you own it is about as meaningful as saying you own a unicorn or something. Just cuz it's on paper doesn't mean anyone's gonna care. Good luck with trying to get money off people.
Indeed, how does she plan on collecting from everyone who isn't nocturnal? I'll throw her into the sun if she even dares so much as try.
Still, rather stupid to have said law not include individuals...But I might just go and stake my claim on one of the moons of jupiter, name it "a space station", and hope I live long enough to see some astronaut be forced to inadvertently quote star wars.
Still, rather stupid to have said law not include individuals...But I might just go and stake my claim on one of the moons of jupiter, name it "a space station", and hope I live long enough to see some astronaut be forced to inadvertently quote star wars.
Well, no, your wrong. Because there's no possible way that "ownership" can be enforced. What can this lawyer possibly do with that ownership? Nothing for several hundred years.emeraldrafael said: