Would you Kindly? a VG Quote Thread
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my new favourite. The Sniper.
"the difference being one is a job and the other is mental sickness"
"dad, put mum on the phone"
"I think his mate saw me"
"the difference being one is a job and the other is mental sickness"
"dad, put mum on the phone"
"I think his mate saw me"
Five of my favorite video game quotes:
"Shut up! Sit your ass down, and DRINK YOUR GODDAMNED TEA!"- Cid Highwind, Final Fantasy VII
"Got it memorized?"- Axel, Kingdom Hearts 2
"NOTHING CAN PROTECT YOU FROM ME! NOT MEN! NOT WEAPONS! NOT ARMOR!"- Alex Mercer, Prototype
"Feel the pain... of those inferior beings... as you burn in hell!" - Kratos Aurion, Tales of Symphonia
"I wish you'd shove it. You know where."- Yuri Volte Hyuga, Shadow Hearts Covenant
...And that's all I got for now.
"Shut up! Sit your ass down, and DRINK YOUR GODDAMNED TEA!"- Cid Highwind, Final Fantasy VII
"Got it memorized?"- Axel, Kingdom Hearts 2
"NOTHING CAN PROTECT YOU FROM ME! NOT MEN! NOT WEAPONS! NOT ARMOR!"- Alex Mercer, Prototype
"Feel the pain... of those inferior beings... as you burn in hell!" - Kratos Aurion, Tales of Symphonia
"I wish you'd shove it. You know where."- Yuri Volte Hyuga, Shadow Hearts Covenant
...And that's all I got for now.
From Mirror's Edge: "Once this city used to pulse with energy. Dirty and dangerous, but alive and wonderful." and "They chose a comfortable life." or from the ad "They wiped away all the grittiness and humanity that this city ever had. I'm going to show them that they missed a spot."
From Halo: "Get up so I can kill you again!"
From Halo: "Get up so I can kill you again!"
'He's gonna get away!'
'No, he's not!'
'Remember-no Russian'
For all its flaws, MW2's storyline had some damn good quotes.
Also,
'THIS USED TO BE A NICE NEIGHBOURHOOD!'
Good ol' Coach
Then Sheogorath's
Player: If you say so...
Sheogorath: I did. I do. And I won't say it again.
And finally, my all time favourite,
'Must've been the rats'
Oh Thief guards, you hilariosly inept morons.
'No, he's not!'
'Remember-no Russian'
For all its flaws, MW2's storyline had some damn good quotes.
Also,
'THIS USED TO BE A NICE NEIGHBOURHOOD!'
Good ol' Coach
Then Sheogorath's
Player: If you say so...
Sheogorath: I did. I do. And I won't say it again.
And finally, my all time favourite,
'Must've been the rats'
Oh Thief guards, you hilariosly inept morons.
SHOW ME YOUR MOVES!Red Right Hand said:
My cousin thought he said Coco Puff for some reason(he was high).
Anything from Mass Effect 2-I'll cut your balls off and sell them to a Krogan!
"Weapon in my hand, my hand, the arcing deathblow at the end of all things."
Borderlands:
"... the catch-a-ride's broken worse than my momma's girl-parts, I'd appreciate it if you took a poke at that. The catch-a-ride, not my mom. Ehehe, hot dog down a skag den, know what I mean?"
If you played that game, you know who says this.
I know it isn't out yet, but I also dig "For science. You monster."
Borderlands:
"... the catch-a-ride's broken worse than my momma's girl-parts, I'd appreciate it if you took a poke at that. The catch-a-ride, not my mom. Ehehe, hot dog down a skag den, know what I mean?"
If you played that game, you know who says this.
I know it isn't out yet, but I also dig "For science. You monster."
Also..........
''They have flashlight heads, Ma'am'' - Ashley Williams Mass Effect
And since I have one of the flipping Captcha things nudging and apologising for it
''Sorry for the inconvenience, Ma'am'', - Turian guard Citadel when you go from the docking bay to the wards ME2.
''They have flashlight heads, Ma'am'' - Ashley Williams Mass Effect
And since I have one of the flipping Captcha things nudging and apologising for it
''Sorry for the inconvenience, Ma'am'', - Turian guard Citadel when you go from the docking bay to the wards ME2.
A howling hellcat humping a hot steel hog!
Washington: I tried my best with her, I showed respect, charm, under-fucking-standing, but this, is the last motherfucking straw!
Agent G: Ladies and gentlemen the infinite tact of Issac Washington.
Both from House of the Dead Overkill
Washington: I tried my best with her, I showed respect, charm, under-fucking-standing, but this, is the last motherfucking straw!
Agent G: Ladies and gentlemen the infinite tact of Issac Washington.
Both from House of the Dead Overkill
"Yes, but she seems more... "Ooh, pretty colors!" than "Muahaha! I am Princess Stabbity! Stab, kill, kill!"-Alistair
"Enchantment!"-Sandal
My two favorite quotes of all video gaming.
"Enchantment!"-Sandal
My two favorite quotes of all video gaming.
"You speak of knowledge, Judicator? You speak of experience? I have journeyed through the darkness between the most distant stars. I have beheld the births of negative-suns and borne witness to the entropy of entire realities... Unto my experience, Aldaris, all that you've built here on Aiur is but a fleeting dream. A dream from which your precious Conclave shall awaken, finding themselves drowned in a greater nightmare." - Zeratul
You know from when Starcraft still had good writing and a great visual design.
You know from when Starcraft still had good writing and a great visual design.
Admiral Odesyus says: Hey, Cookie! What's for dinner tonight? And don't say chicken!
"Cookie" McWeaksauce says: Yarr, Admiral. Let me think about it... Arrr... It be comin' into focus.
"Cookie" McWeaksauce says: It looks like it be succulent pork ribs basted with its own
delectable juices and a side o' Captain Sander's Secret Sauce - fer dippin'.
"Cookie" McWeaksauce says: And fer dessert we be havin' cheesecake, flown in fresh from Stormwind on the wings o' angels...
Admiral Odesyus says: Wow! Really?
"Cookie" McWeaksauce says: No. Not really...
<"Cookie" shoots a chicken>
"Cookie" McWeaksauce says: It be chicken...
Admiral Odesyus says: I hate you so much, Cookie.
"Cookie" McWeaksauce says: Yarr, Admiral. Let me think about it... Arrr... It be comin' into focus.
"Cookie" McWeaksauce says: It looks like it be succulent pork ribs basted with its own
delectable juices and a side o' Captain Sander's Secret Sauce - fer dippin'.
"Cookie" McWeaksauce says: And fer dessert we be havin' cheesecake, flown in fresh from Stormwind on the wings o' angels...
Admiral Odesyus says: Wow! Really?
"Cookie" McWeaksauce says: No. Not really...
<"Cookie" shoots a chicken>
"Cookie" McWeaksauce says: It be chicken...
Admiral Odesyus says: I hate you so much, Cookie.
"Did you think a little thing like the end of the world was gonna do me in?"
Sabin Rene Figaro - Final Fantasy VI.
Sabin Rene Figaro - Final Fantasy VI.
"But...
the future refused to change
*Lavos scream*"
--Chrono Trigger, "Day of Lavos" Ending/Game Over
"Definition: 'Love' is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope. Statement: This definition, I am told, is subject to interpretation. Obviously, love is a matter of odds. Not many meatbags could make such a shot, and fewer would derive love from it. Yet for me, love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticle, and together, achieving a singular purpose, against statistically long odds."
--HK-47, Knights of the Old Republic II, when asked about his views on love.
I find it funny that, if you ignore the assination context, that last sentence kind of fits.
...funny, and a little creepy.
"I long for the sweet peace of the pasture... but the bright colors of the world taunt me!
Why must all things be so bright? Why can things not appear only in hues of brown!
I am so serious about this!
Dull colors are the future!
...The next generation!"
--Bullet Bull, Super Paper Mario
I never found this guy while playing the game, but it's the page quote for "Real is Brown" on tvtropes
"They were like gods."
"Damn right, I do look divine!"
--Juhani and the player character, Knights of the Old Republic
the future refused to change
*Lavos scream*"
--Chrono Trigger, "Day of Lavos" Ending/Game Over
"Definition: 'Love' is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope. Statement: This definition, I am told, is subject to interpretation. Obviously, love is a matter of odds. Not many meatbags could make such a shot, and fewer would derive love from it. Yet for me, love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticle, and together, achieving a singular purpose, against statistically long odds."
--HK-47, Knights of the Old Republic II, when asked about his views on love.
I find it funny that, if you ignore the assination context, that last sentence kind of fits.
...funny, and a little creepy.
"I long for the sweet peace of the pasture... but the bright colors of the world taunt me!
Why must all things be so bright? Why can things not appear only in hues of brown!
I am so serious about this!
Dull colors are the future!
...The next generation!"
--Bullet Bull, Super Paper Mario
I never found this guy while playing the game, but it's the page quote for "Real is Brown" on tvtropes
"They were like gods."
"Damn right, I do look divine!"
--Juhani and the player character, Knights of the Old Republic
My collection:
But I don't really want to talk about that right now...
- Sith Officer in KOTOR, She says this line every time she ends a thought.
A living being above all else seeks to discharge it's strength. Life itself is will to power. Nothing else matters.
- The Jackal (Far Cry 2)
And he said: "Dance for us, atrocious nothing."
- Fable Headstone
"-let em' have it."
- (Dialogue heard from Sergeant Johnson over 9000 times when you're starting the Halo 2 campaign on Legendary for the first time.)
I have no enemies, merely topographies of ignorance.
- JC Denton
Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow?
No, says the man in Washington; it belongs to the poor.
No, says the man in the Vatican; it belongs to God.
No, says the man in Moscow; it belongs to everyone.
- Andrew Ryan
Targets within 15 meters of the flashpoint are not likely to survive.
- BFG 9000 Briefing
Some people are heroes; some merely clap as heroes walk by.
- Some Cook from Jade Empire
It ain't the size that matters; it's how you use it.
- Serious Sam
Shadow and light are two sides of the same coin. One cannot exist without the other.
- Zelda (If you can guess the game, you get 3 cookies.)
But I don't really want to talk about that right now...
- Sith Officer in KOTOR, She says this line every time she ends a thought.
A living being above all else seeks to discharge it's strength. Life itself is will to power. Nothing else matters.
- The Jackal (Far Cry 2)
And he said: "Dance for us, atrocious nothing."
- Fable Headstone
"-let em' have it."
- (Dialogue heard from Sergeant Johnson over 9000 times when you're starting the Halo 2 campaign on Legendary for the first time.)
I have no enemies, merely topographies of ignorance.
- JC Denton
Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow?
No, says the man in Washington; it belongs to the poor.
No, says the man in the Vatican; it belongs to God.
No, says the man in Moscow; it belongs to everyone.
- Andrew Ryan
Targets within 15 meters of the flashpoint are not likely to survive.
- BFG 9000 Briefing
Some people are heroes; some merely clap as heroes walk by.
- Some Cook from Jade Empire
It ain't the size that matters; it's how you use it.
- Serious Sam
Shadow and light are two sides of the same coin. One cannot exist without the other.
- Zelda (If you can guess the game, you get 3 cookies.)
"What a shame."
"Bravery is not a function of firepower"
"I, Garland will knock you all down!"
"You've taken my wollypop!" "And don't you ever forget that!"
"It's a cat! Yuck!"
"I feel like a klepto, taking all of these things."
"Five more steps and you'll be a new person"
"Today, every living cell on earth will die. You had one chance."
"I AM ERROR."
"Bravery is not a function of firepower"
"I, Garland will knock you all down!"
"You've taken my wollypop!" "And don't you ever forget that!"
"It's a cat! Yuck!"
"I feel like a klepto, taking all of these things."
"Five more steps and you'll be a new person"
"Today, every living cell on earth will die. You had one chance."
"I AM ERROR."
"Didn't we have some fun though? Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said 'Goodbye' and you were like 'NOOOOOOO WAYYY!' and then I was all 'We pretended we were going to murder you'....that was great..."
I swear I cracked up more during Portal than I do during most games.
I swear I cracked up more during Portal than I do during most games.