You are going to be assassinated

[Psycho Cat Industries]

Mexico
I preferred the American Coca-Cola.
I was dunked in generic brand diet Coke!

 

[Trivun]

Country: UK
Crime: Engaging in creative activities revolving around the satire and parody of the government. Books, comics, films, whatever.
Punishment: Since I'm typing this while on the toilet, I'd be killed in a Pratchett-esque way - by having a red-hot poker shoved up through the toilet... . Failing that they can just send Bond after me...

 

[Saulkar]

Country Canada
Crime: Revealed that the Priminister is a puppet.
Assination attempt: They try to poison me with an allergenic unit that I lied about being vulnerable to. Bwahahahaha!

 

[Hman121]

U.S, Jersey Shore area

Killed cast of Jersey Shore
Stole all hair gel and fake tanning supplies
Shutdown all clubs in which fistpumping is endorsed

Get attacked by Jersey mob, famous last words, "Come get me, bro."

 

[trooperpaul]

-Vatican City
-Finding a loophole in Bible
-Lightning Bolt

 

[ActivatorX]

Country: Classified.
Crime: Slept with the Scout's mother.
Punishment: Bonk'd to death.

 

[MassiveGeek]

- Sweden
- I killed about a hundred idiots with a sniper rifle from the royal castle's roof.
- A really hot assassin would come after me, and we would have really awesome sex before she shot me between the eyes in my sleep.

... I don't know. XD

Are you the Laser Man?

That would be weird, considering I'm 17 years old and female.

 

[Latinidiot]

Holland
- I killed the Rpyal family to reignite the flame of the Republic that so long ago was the banner of the united low lands.

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[imnot]

Uk
stole china
rickrolled to death.

 

[zfactor]

Uk

Ripping on call of duty and halo again

Crushed to death with a giant marble Phallus ( does anyone know to which film I am referring)

Why would you want to be crushed to death by a symbol of manness? aka penis No, I don't know what film, but that is what it symbolizes...

As for me:
-USA
-Killing politicians I don't agree with
-Betrayed by someone within my organization, leading to me getting shot by 100 FBI, DHS, and CIA guys. But not before I take out some.

 

[Dead_Man]

- Canada
- Uncovered the cover-up of Coke and Pepsi being the same thing with documental evidence.
- Death by backstabing from Spy disguised as friend

 

[Lazy Kitty]

-Belgium
-I'm executing plans for world domination and stole a cloning machine.
-Sniper.
-Eventually it turns out it was my clone who got killed and I continued my plans from a new and better base from where I can launch rockets.

 

[zHellas]

-UK
-nicked a random guys cup of tea
-Drowned in a pool of tea.

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ArsonMurderAndJaywalking

Sounds more like Disproportionate Retribution, to me.

OT:

-U.S.
-Stealing some tiny unassuming superweapon.
-Highly skilled and masterfully trained assassins sent after me.

 

[Snake Plissken]

-United States
-Disproved God
-Government sends Fred Phelps to chase me down and bludgeon me with his holier-than-thou stick.

 

[Baradiel]

-UK
-Discovered a conspiracy by Tory MPs to attach propulsion jets to the cliffs of Dover and physically move Britain away from Europe.
-Turn me loose on a private estate to be hunted down on horses with dogs.

 

[robotam]

UK
-Bet my friend a tenner, that he couldn't assassinate me.
-Repeatedly slaped in the face with a wet carrot.

But the jokes on him, I didn't even have 10 pounds.

 

[DanDeFool]

-USA
-Ate Chinese food from a sketchy restaurant.
-Died of food poisoning.

It's totally a government conspiracy! A conspiracy to rid the world of all college students that can't cook!

 

[Biffin Bridge]

England
Walking on the cracks in the pavement
Fired by rocket into the sun

 

[Biffin Bridge]

Scotland (But I did the crime in the USA)

Building a faulty Ferris wheel.

Fibre Wire.

Cookie for reference.

EDIT: Scotland has nothing to do with the reference btw.

"I was told to make you look at this picture." Muffled sound of two silenced shots are heard.

 

[Eumersian]

Ireland
-Being an outspoken Protestant
-Whiskey-induced barfight