You have been sentenced to die... No really..

[nbamaniac]

-snip-

Morphine overdose.

Quiet, comfortable, peaceful.

If I'm choosing my own death it's not going to be "honorable", it's going to be something cheap and uneventful. I'd rather be remembered for my life than my death.

"If you die, then die with style". An explosion to the head in front of 3 billion people would be good.. And I also recall someone wanting to die whilst fighting a stampede with sword and shield on both hands.

 

[Sixties Spidey]

Death by smush smush.

Fans of South Park, you know damn well what I'm referring to!

Okay, that or Death By Bungie. Look it up.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

Launched into space in some kind of seald off pod in which I will starve to death.
Or would if I don't have a robotic spaceship of my own ready to pick me up and begin/continue my conquest of the world, the galaxy and then the entire universe.

 

[A Raging Emo]

death by snu-snu?

Death by Snu Snu! [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3ru-hvq7wA&feature=results_main&playnext=1&list=PLB2E456AD19379997]

 

[T-Bone24]

I'd liked to be launched into the Sun in a well-furbished capsule. I take a sedative before impact and if all goes well I will become one with the Sun and conquer the universe.

 

[YawningAngel]

BUT

Look at the bright side, you get to choose your capital punishment.

As for me, I would like to be hanged, drawn and quartered...NOT
I suppose I prefer a good ole style of the honorable firing squad.. or maybe seppuku just to show how manly I am to the government.

I'd like to choose "being allowed to live a normal life until I die of natural causes" please.

 

[Harbinger_]

If I were to choose my own method of death I would want it to be in my sleep shortly after my 100th birthday as that has been one of my goals since I was young.

 

[Avalanche91]

death by gladiator battle

Sounds pretty awesome

 

[Random berk]

A pistol duel to the death. Against the jury that convicted me, one at a time. If they want to sentence me to death, they'd damn well better be prepared to go down with me.

Does it have to be real?

Because in fictional sense, I would choose getting screwed by a White Court vampire from the Dresden Files. Apparently the ecstasy that happens to you is the best thing you ever feel, and you die by them sucking the life out of you.

If that's not the case, I want to be drugged up to the point of where nothing makes any sense and I dropped from an airplane. Imagine not realize that you are free falling. Oh, also while it's at night onto a city like New York or Tokyo. That would be sweet

 

[masterbazza]

death by old age(suckers)
anyway I'd like to think that i was sentenced to death for murdering the people who start stupid threads like this,
actually you know what i change my death to suicide for posting on stupid threads liker this
(in case you didn't get the message i think this thread is stupid)

 

[JoesshittyOs]

A pistol duel to the death. Against the jury that convicted me, one at a time. If they want to sentence me to death, they'd damn well better be prepared to go down with me.

Does it have to be real?

Because in fictional sense, I would choose getting screwed by a White Court vampire from the Dresden Files. Apparently the ecstasy that happens to you is the best thing you ever feel, and you die by them sucking the life out of you.

If that's not the case, I want to be drugged up to the point of where nothing makes any sense and I dropped from an airplane. Imagine not realize that you are free falling. Oh, also while it's at night onto a city like New York or Tokyo. That would be sweet

Hahaha, Thank you.

Hopefully I dream about that tonight.

 

[sixkiller5]

I used to think about my death sentence untill i took an arrow to the knee.

 

[The Unworthy Gentleman]

Death by exhaustion. You guys know what I mean. I mean sex guys, how did you not get that?

If that's unavailable then I choose to be executed through a televised hunt. Just set me loose on a fairly large island a few days early and then have a group of people hunt me. Man, that would be awesome to watch.

 

[dark_mist34]

blown up by 6 tons of dynamite

 

[Woodsey]

Electrodes to the nuts. Perhaps a strong enough voltage would cause my sperm to leap from my testicles and be set on to the fast track to become a perfect clone of me.

/becausethatshowscienceworks

 

[Jelly ^.^]

FUGU ROULETTE!

 

[Athinira]

Sexual exhaustion, with a state sponsored hot super-model!!

.oO(can't seriously believe I'm the first to say this in two pages)

Look at the 2nd post. Death by snu snu exactly means that. xD

We'll wadda you know, you learn something new every day!

.oO(English is my secondary language)

Edit: You officially won my love when i saw the "Motto" listed on your profile. Are you a super model by chance??!

 

[Sprinal]

Can I make an Appeal?

No...

O well I suppose I could go and get to be the first tester on the Space lift... (that will obvioulsy exist)

 

[ShindoL Shill]

Guillotine . Quick and painless

your head lives for about 40 seconds before you die.


OT: death by BASE jump into a wall of spikes.

 

[Kiju]

Hmm...

How about...okay, I got this.

Make a giant cannon. Make a bullet that can withstand the initial blast, but not the impact. Put me in the bullet, and let me see of course so I know what's going on.

That would rock.