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JordanXlord

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1. Have the Girl of my Dreams (a Hot British Nerdy Gamer girl)

2. money that never runs out

3. Mastery of the Force (so i can be a Sith IRL)
 

Cazza

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1.Shapeshifting (Anything a rock, dog, person etc.)
2. Ability to rewind time. (I keep memories and I also un-age so it doesn't stack up.)
3. 100% disease resistance (So I only need to worry about dieing of old age)


Oh added effect of rewind time. If I died in an accident time gets turned back automatically. I did have accident in things to worry about to die of but with this now I don't.
 

mcnally86

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Phlakes said:
I'd wish for the power to do anything, but if that's against the rules-
Its not against the rules. It's the Twilight Zone ending. You become the genie and he goes powerless. But now he has freedom and your waiting for a slob to rub your bottle and demand things.
 

JoesshittyOs

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I'd wish that the Secret World MMO lore was real. Basically I've been getting really into this games news that's been coming out, just because of the lore of it (Reminds me a little of the Dresden Files). I'd love to wake up one day and realize I have powers that I could control. I wouldn't wish for infinite power, because I'd like to be able to practice and get to use them.

I'd wish for the ability to grow a sexy beard (Seriously, fuck this weird mustache thing I've got going on)

I'd wish I'd never have to worry about money problems and anything like that mundane nature ever again. Though with all the excitement and fear of my first wish, I doubt I'd worry about it anyway.
 

New Frontiersman

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New Frontiersman said:
Three wishes...

First I'd wish I could meet my online pen pal in real life.

Then I'd wish that I'd pass all my final exams and essays.

Finally I'd probably wish that I could stop procrastinating so much...

Speaking of those last two, I should probably get back to work...

Later guys.
I think I've changed my mind. For my three wishes I'd like...

A magical Wikipedia-esaue source of ultimate knowledge that I can call up at any time and look up things I need to know. It would hyperlinks so I can look up things I read about that interest me, multiple tabs for obvious reasons, and spoiler tags so I won't learn anything about the future I don't want to know yet.

The ability to save and reload my life so I can redo things, with multiple save slots of course.

And the ability to fly because it seems like it would be fun.

I might change my mind again later though... I don't really know.
 

Mutough

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These are honest wishes.

1. A world with governments that work together to help the world rather than make obstacles out of each other.
2. A world that will never end.
3. A positive afterlife.
 

shrimpcel

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I wish that no rules apply to my wishes.
Then I wish for more wishes.
I'm sure there's always a way to circumvent the rules.
 

urluckyidunbeatu

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I'd wish for:
1. 12 million dollars
2. Amazing sexual prowess
3. Everyone in the world who needs it to just be a little bit happier, however and whatever it means to them so long as it doesn't come at the expense of another individual, man, animal or in cases with reasonable cause, plant.
 

Xpwn3ntial

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1. To be the only person on planet Earth capable of lying.
2. The Philosopher's stone.

I can't really think of anything else.

EDIT: Got it.

3. Physiology and MJOLRNIR armor of a SPARTAN III.
If I can only have half of 3 I'll take the physiology.
 

ReZerO

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ravensheart18 said:
1) Godlike powers including the at will ability to know everything knowable and do anything doable
2) Immortality, until I choose to die
3) The ability to automatically fully and completely regenerate from any injury or illness.

That should do nicely.
i wouldn't wish for that first one.... that would make your infinite life insanely dull.... why bother to do anything when you already know everything. it kind of defeats the whole purpose of "being"
 

Gotham Soul

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1). Infinite wealth, no matter what form it takes.
2). The ability to reincarnate, with memories, conscience, and personality, into any form I wish of my own design, or to not reincarnate at all if I feel that it is my time.
3). To be skilled at anything and everything. Omniscience.

I'm sure that with all of this, the possibilities of what I could do will run out eventually but damn if it won't be one hell of a trip.
 

dubious_wolf

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Simple extended life. Not infinite but rediculouly long like centuries with proportional aging. That should give me enough time to complete all I want to achieve.
I guess a million bucks to start my business and pay off family debt wouldn't hurt.
And immunity from cancer and heart disease.

I will make the world a better place.
 

Jack O'Shea

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for the ability to bring my thoughts and ideas into reality on command (so i think about something and it appears or i think of how something works and the laws of physics change to make it true)
for all my friends and family to get a wish
and the genies freedom
 

iFail69

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Flight.

A weird form of immortality. (Like, a normal lifespan but without ageing or having to worry about dying from things like being shot.)

Infinite wealth.

All the other things I want in life, I can get on my own, but these things are kind of out of my reach.
 

Raddra

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1, Shapeshifting (full transformation, full control over my own body while retaining my intellect: gives an assortment of powers including flight.)
2, Regeneration (Wolverine style, comes with hugely increased longevity and immunity to poisons and diseases.)
3, Phasing (Just too useful. No need to worry about becoming trapped or barriers: syncs with flight very well.)
 

CardinalPiggles

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The ability to go to sleep and wake up immediately whenever I want.
A bigger Penis. (Because, that's why!)
And the ownership of the Coka Cola Company.

With that last one, I would not only earn a shit ton of money, but also be entitled to an unlimited supply of Diet Coke.