Your dark secrets

[likalaruku]

I have contemplated cannibalism. Glory to thee oh house thief, for only my fear of prison will keep me from sawing your hand off & grilling it with teriyaki & eating the crispy skin off your fingers.

I believe I ordered this WELL DONE with MINIMAL amounts of sauce.

 

[namhorFnodroG]

I didn't know how to tie my shoes properly until i was 12 years old. There, I said it.

 

[Paranoah]

Im kinda into incest but thats about it, only porn though would never do it IRL. Specially i enjoy things like "jerkoff instructions"

 

[ToxicOranges]

I know I'm gonna die alone. Not necessarily without friends, just without a partner.

And I have a tonne of weird fetishes. Thanks, internet.

 

[Jonathan Davison]

dark secrets? hmm well I have a strong attraction to shy girls with glasses and I crossdress but only when I cosplay. I've also had sexual thoughts about my cousin...overall not that bad or dark

 

[Nash]

I'm a sufferer of Multiple Personality Disorder (or Dissociative Identity Disorder more recently, which we (hah! self-referential humour) disagree with as a name).

 

[Chappy]

This thread has gotten a shocking outcome, well done everyone!

mmm...well I may as well add another.

I am transgender (pretty sure everyone on this site knows that) but what you may NOT know is that...well, I have kinda 'topped' by identical twin brother. Multiple times.

Now I pose to you: BEAT THAT! >:3

Does this beat it?

I'm not sure the best way to write this out without trying to sound like I'm hard done by or after attention or even that it is my fault which I would assume most people would come to the conclusion but I will do my best.

Since roughly January I have been making the best effort to run and hide across the internet from someone who tried to control my life through the web and caused a lot of emotional trauma.

I'm not going to go into details about the threats used to cause me to seek to run because rather frankly I don't want to so in short this person was I guess like one of the ringleader among some friends in a online game I used to play. Anyway after a while they started trying to dictate everything I did in my offline life including who I should and shouldn't talk to among other things more each time. So when I started to resist the demands things turned rather nasty with some vague threats with some minor attempts at Blackmail and I got out and have avoided them in every way I can ever since that day.

To that end I have never made a Facebook much to the for some reason utter amazement of my friends offline (They know nothing of this story and neither will anyone else offline), have adopted a rather "Lurker" like attitude in most any chat or Forum before settling and I used to do regular "Pipl" searches of my alias from that game making sure it couldn't be linked to anything I currently use like my email, youtube, other games or Escapist.

 

[MiriaJiyuu]

Okay guys but you can't tell anyone... *ahem* I hate peanut butter. Like, reeally hate it. Never met anyone else who doesn't like it so I'm alone in this world, alas.

While I personally love peanut butter I know several people who don't like it at all.

OT: I suffer from sub-psychotic rage a lot more often then I let on, I'm fairly good at controlling it now though, not likely to punch someone out for suggesting something stupid. Ignorance tends to still get to me badly enough though.

Also, I like the newer Sonic games as much as the old ones, except Sonic the Hedgehog (2006), I am looking forward to the new Tomb Raider game, I use Origin on my PC and don't mind... oh and I don't have a problem with Ubisoft, even though I play most games on the PC and have to deal with their DRM... I can't stand Ubisoft support though.

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And I find Electronic Arts support staff to be very helpful as well, that's probably the one thing I like about them but hey.

 

[Fappy]

A certain degree of it is totally cool, but if I don't keep your under control she'll terrorize me! DX

Hehe, sounds hot! I like your typo too. Your girlfriend sounds voracious. ;D

Gah, freudian slips typos! XD

She's actually really sweet and soft spoken... though, I suppose those types of girls generally are the closet freaks!

Maybe! That would definitely be a dark secret of theirs then, if it's the case. XD

"Sweet, but freaky in the sheets. Seems legit."

What more could you possibly ask for?! XD

*perv highfive*

Aww yeah. *perv ficves*

Haha, perv five sounds like some orgy sex act. xD

If I ever make a porn parody of the Jackson Five I think I'll call it that

 

[Thee Lost One]

I'm Single handedly responsible for the emotional deaths of no less than 5 people, and bringing 3 more to the edge of the same precipice, and enjoyed every moment of it all. I'm also responsible for manipulating the flow of a crowds emotional state over all to incite a near riot at local social centers simply to provide a cover for me to partake of a choice actions/items. I know I've scared one psychologist into changing professions at the age of 8, and I suspect I was the final push for two others at about 12.

I've gotten friends to turn on each other and cause teachers I didn't like quit but I must ask how are you so good I'm truly impressed and jealous of your talent.

Teach me!

Hard to teach something that stems from one's innate nature. Intuitive understanding of the mind and emotions coupled with morals and ethics that do not coincide with the majority of society today is almost mandatory, and the Crowd influencing is something I attribute to a quality/ability many believe to not actually exist, which is also another thing one is usually born with. The real trick though to kill someone emotionally, that I use anyways, is to truly and honestly become their closest friend/companion, and then turn on them, or abandon them when you find the right time, simply because you know and desire for that crushing moment to be expressed by them. The key being that you must WANT to willingly abandon them and a genuine friendship, for the sake of simply hurting them, cripplingly so. Either that or play the neutral force in a social circle power play and twist everything behind the scenes to put all the negative turns on one person. All of the above being harder than it sounds admittedly. By a several orders of magnitude. Oh, and a complete lack of shame or honor... well, the ability to completely ignore

as for the doctors? I was reading books that would stump college level kids for entertainment purposes when I was 10, at 8 i was reading Acorna and fully understanding it. That coupled with a geometric awareness of my environment and critical thought skills are probably what did the shrink in. Honestly I suspect he was lacking in mental fortitude to begin with, which is a horrid thing to be lacing in when you head into psychology.

 

[Buizel91]

People may think they know me, but really they don't, I am no who everyone thinks i am. I am actually....Sir Trevor Mcdonald.

More at 10.

 

[Legendairy314]

Let's see...Well, I honestly believed I had a super power until I was about 11. Thought I could control the wind or something. The logic behind it? When I looked at trees sometimes they moved. Yes, I was that stupid. Then I started some kind of cult about super powers and dragons. Freaked some kids out so much they told their parents. That was fun.

Also got addicted to porn for a while but that's over now. And when I was in high school I would often convince myself I was sick so I wouldn't have to go. Anything other than that I feel is too early in my life to really be embarrassed about.

 

[launchpadmcqwak]

my first make out session was with my current girlfriends older brother...

 

[Trippy Turtle]

I am only ever turned on by certain things. For all intents and purposes I am asexual because none of said things actually exist.
I prefer Halo to other shooters and Halo 3 is probably my most enjoyed game to date.
And well, besides my odd fetishes and (According to most people) my game preferences I am rather normal.
Edit: Scratch that, I never listen to music and have no real preferences for any of it. Not really a secret but it makes it awkward when people ask for my favorite song and stuff.

 

[Reginald]

Im kinda into incest but thats about it, only porn though would never do it IRL. Specially i enjoy things like "jerkoff instructions"

It's not all strange to like pornography of things that you wouldn't do IRL. Don't feel bad about that.

 

[alexwbyrd]

I don't love my sisters. To me, love and respect is something that is to be earned and never given regardless who that person is. Even if that person is a family member, parent, teacher, law official, the president, foreign officials etc. I find my sisters very selfish and shallow people. I feel bad about this concerning my younger sister because she actually doesn't disrespect me much and treats me ok but her dismissive demeanor towards our parents and lack of overall maturity holds me back from respecting and loving her.

Wait a minute! I just remembered that my screen name is my REAL name...and my avatar is a real life picture of me...and I just revealed a secret on the internet!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfbK_dbsCu0

 

[Benitune]

This thread is... well, something else.

OT: My dark secret: I read the Silmarillion. All the way through. And enjoyed it.

 

[Tiger King]

I forgot to add: Not sure if this has been covered yet, but I sometimes wonder what human flesh tastes like. Interestingly, nobody I've asked can agree on it. Some say pork, while others say chicken.

I've only wondered, mind. While bored. I very much doubt I've know the first thing about slaughtering something, let alone cooking it. I could ruin cereal.

I saw a documentary about tribes once, I think it was based in south America, and they interviewed one old tribesman who had eaten human back when the tribes thought it acceptable. he said it tasted like beef.

 

[Blue Jay]

I see no problem with consensual incest between adults, just a thought.

Also i'm bi-curious which is a massive deal in my christian family..

 

[ThatRandomGuy42]

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