Your dark secrets

[Roguelike]

you...with...and thoughts...and...supposed sticky fingers....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNkGbTuGHd0

The Rarity avatar doesn't hurt anything either.

Since I'm here might as well dump a non-spontaneously found secret. I'm bisexual, so attracted to 2 genders, specifically female and pre-op male-to-female transgendered (I'm also going to count crossdressers under this)

 

[Yureina]

Mmm... dark secrets of mine? o_o

Well, I guess I sorta have some... namely that internally I can be alot crueler and meaner than most would suspect. This is something I try to cover up as much as I can, but sometimes it comes out when someone really gets to me. Thankfully that has not happened in a very long time.

Also I don't like pizza. It makes me ill when I eat it.

 

[Fiz_The_Toaster]

Mmm... dark secrets of mine? o_o

Well, I guess I sorta have some... namely that internally I can be alot crueler and meaner than most would suspect. This is something I try to cover up as much as I can, but sometimes it comes out when someone really gets to me. Thankfully that has not happened in a very long time.

Also I don't like pizza. It makes me ill when I eat it.

Yeah, that would be mine as well.

It's been years since my own cruel side came out and it's not pretty when it does.

It's funny to me that people have joked with me about being angry and that it would be odd to see me get angry since I'm so laid back and I tend to joke around a lot because they have no idea.

 

[glyphseeker]

I dream sometimes that i kill either someone i love ruthlessly or just entire droves of people brutally and i don't get caught, the guilt drives me insane to suicide even

needless to say, that day was not good and i couldn't look anyone in the eye

 

[Ryank1908]

I keep upsetting women because I take the time to get to know them, woo them, and start seeing them, and then I ice them out and never talk to them again. I know I do it but I don't think I can stop, possibly because I am still in love with a girl I knew for three days when I went on a trip to America.

Also I reinstalled League of Legends after rage-uninstalling and claiming I would never play it again. I have not told my ranked duo partner.

 

[ECasThat]

Well, the rest of the "humans" would not agree.

As for more dark secrets, fairly sure I said it before, but I almost killed one of the people who bullied me. I just snapped at a point. Beat some of them up, almost strangled one of them. The red mist lowered a little, and I let him go, walked away. Honestly, I still wonder whether that was the right thing to do sometimes.

Judging from this and your earlier post. Maybe humanity needs a "get-it-out-of-your-system-day" (Vegas-day would properly be a better name for it)
A day where you could be as ungentlemanly as you would like.
So you could to that hot girl/guy and say "Hey, you'r really hot, would you mind having mindless sex with me for 2 hours" she/he still have the right to say no to you but you should not have to fear any restating order being thrown your way.
Or on the other end of the spectrum you would also have the option to go and punch that co-worker, that always makes you end up with all the worst shifts, right in the mouth.
(Of course serious crimes like: murder, rape, vandalism and taking the last parking spot i a 3 mile radius. Would still be punished if committing on this day)

 

[SonicWaffle]

I'm an awful, sick, genuinely terrible person. I just pretend I'm not.

Not a joke post.

 

[ECasThat]

I keep upsetting women because I take the time to get to know them, woo them, and start seeing them, and then I ice them out and never talk to them again. I know I do it but I don't think I can stop, possibly because I am still in love with a girl I knew for three days when I went on a trip to America.

Also I reinstalled League of Legends after rage-uninstalling and claiming I would never play it again. I have not told my ranked duo partner.

Hopeless love is big messy ball of hurt. You have my empathy god sir.(and/or mam)

Spoiler: But lying in league of legends!

 

[SonicWaffle]

I have locked room with no lights, I keep a very private thing in it. I guess you could call it my dark secret.

Not saying another word in this thread.

So that's where the Mcann girl went...

 

[Subscriptism]

I don't think the mods would be too happy with me, so I'll just leave it at really nsfw.

 

[likalaruku]

I have contemplated cannibalism. Glory to thee oh house thief, for only my fear of prison will keep me from sawing your hand off & grilling it with teriyaki & eating the crispy skin off your fingers.

I believe I ordered this WELL DONE with MINIMAL amounts of sauce.

 

[namhorFnodroG]

I didn't know how to tie my shoes properly until i was 12 years old. There, I said it.

 

[Paranoah]

Im kinda into incest but thats about it, only porn though would never do it IRL. Specially i enjoy things like "jerkoff instructions"

 

[ToxicOranges]

I know I'm gonna die alone. Not necessarily without friends, just without a partner.

And I have a tonne of weird fetishes. Thanks, internet.

 

[Jonathan Davison]

dark secrets? hmm well I have a strong attraction to shy girls with glasses and I crossdress but only when I cosplay. I've also had sexual thoughts about my cousin...overall not that bad or dark

 

[Nash]

I'm a sufferer of Multiple Personality Disorder (or Dissociative Identity Disorder more recently, which we (hah! self-referential humour) disagree with as a name).

 

[Chappy]

This thread has gotten a shocking outcome, well done everyone!

mmm...well I may as well add another.

I am transgender (pretty sure everyone on this site knows that) but what you may NOT know is that...well, I have kinda 'topped' by identical twin brother. Multiple times.

Now I pose to you: BEAT THAT! >:3

Does this beat it?

I'm not sure the best way to write this out without trying to sound like I'm hard done by or after attention or even that it is my fault which I would assume most people would come to the conclusion but I will do my best.

Since roughly January I have been making the best effort to run and hide across the internet from someone who tried to control my life through the web and caused a lot of emotional trauma.

I'm not going to go into details about the threats used to cause me to seek to run because rather frankly I don't want to so in short this person was I guess like one of the ringleader among some friends in a online game I used to play. Anyway after a while they started trying to dictate everything I did in my offline life including who I should and shouldn't talk to among other things more each time. So when I started to resist the demands things turned rather nasty with some vague threats with some minor attempts at Blackmail and I got out and have avoided them in every way I can ever since that day.

To that end I have never made a Facebook much to the for some reason utter amazement of my friends offline (They know nothing of this story and neither will anyone else offline), have adopted a rather "Lurker" like attitude in most any chat or Forum before settling and I used to do regular "Pipl" searches of my alias from that game making sure it couldn't be linked to anything I currently use like my email, youtube, other games or Escapist.

 

[MiriaJiyuu]

Okay guys but you can't tell anyone... *ahem* I hate peanut butter. Like, reeally hate it. Never met anyone else who doesn't like it so I'm alone in this world, alas.

While I personally love peanut butter I know several people who don't like it at all.

OT: I suffer from sub-psychotic rage a lot more often then I let on, I'm fairly good at controlling it now though, not likely to punch someone out for suggesting something stupid. Ignorance tends to still get to me badly enough though.

Also, I like the newer Sonic games as much as the old ones, except Sonic the Hedgehog (2006), I am looking forward to the new Tomb Raider game, I use Origin on my PC and don't mind... oh and I don't have a problem with Ubisoft, even though I play most games on the PC and have to deal with their DRM... I can't stand Ubisoft support though.

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And I find Electronic Arts support staff to be very helpful as well, that's probably the one thing I like about them but hey.

 

[Fappy]

A certain degree of it is totally cool, but if I don't keep your under control she'll terrorize me! DX

Hehe, sounds hot! I like your typo too. Your girlfriend sounds voracious. ;D

Gah, freudian slips typos! XD

She's actually really sweet and soft spoken... though, I suppose those types of girls generally are the closet freaks!

Maybe! That would definitely be a dark secret of theirs then, if it's the case. XD

"Sweet, but freaky in the sheets. Seems legit."

What more could you possibly ask for?! XD

*perv highfive*

Aww yeah. *perv ficves*

Haha, perv five sounds like some orgy sex act. xD

If I ever make a porn parody of the Jackson Five I think I'll call it that