Your dark secrets

[chinangel]

Hmm not really a dark secret, but vanilla sex really bores me. I mean it's nice and all but it's only crazy BDSM stuff that actually gets me really excited. I like being in charge, in a big way.
Also that is not something to say on a first date. There's at least a 50/50 chance it'll bugger everything up

or that you'll end up with a nice, little obedient submissive who wants you to put her in a rope dress

 

[Whateveralot]

I'm fairly innocent. Don't have any darkness, accept for...well...

I can be increadibly manipulative. If I set a goal to make something happen within my surroundings, I will make it happen. My current "project" is making sure a "friend" who I can no longer stand, lose the vast majority of his (our common) friends.

So far, so good. Everyone has already let go of him being present everywhere and I'm slowly making everyone embrace the fact that he's no longer their friend either.


Also, lies. I'm an increadible liar, which is part of the manipulation that spreads in my wake. Most of my lies never come out. It's why I became a sales rep.

 

[Mr F.]

Hmmm.

I think I can part with a dark secret!

The only reason I got with my last girlfriend is cause I was really, really bored. She was an old friend who was madly in love with me, I was bored. Took her virginity, got bored after a few months, left.

One dark secret. Enjoy.

 

[Fnuff]

I'm a robot.

Spoiler

beep-boop

 

[the_duke_CC]

Right, dark secrets, not sure if this qualifies as a "dark" secret, but it's not something I let people know about so (takes deep breath). I'm a self-harming,bi-polar schizoprenic (not self diagnosed I stress) who has been hospitalised twice due to suicidal actions. There watch this post come back and bite me on the arse.

 

[Fappy]

There are some hot members here I would make a move on, erm...ok ok!

I have suddenly become far too curious for my own good. Dark secret time! WHO'S ON DAT LIST!?

 

[dark-mortality]

Let me see... I almost killed a friend of mine once. S'was a big rock and a small hill... By the sea... I guess you can guess where this is going. Still unsure if it was an accident or not *Ponders*

I'm a kleptomaniac, sooooo *Steals AntiChri5's coffee* MEIN!

I absolutely LOOOOOOOVE to manipulate people, which strangely enough has made me into a person that doesn't really trust others... Shouldn't it be opposite?

I'm into BDSM, but for fuck's sake, I will be the dominant one even if I have to spank you with an octopus! I'm also into both sides, so yeah.

I am the perfect liar. No one has ever busted me. *That up there is actually true, surprising right?*

Umm... I'll come back when I remember more XD

Edit: When I think about it, I am not sure any of that is actually secrets others don't know about XD

 

[KissmahArceus]

I'm a Scotsman and I am not all that fond of haggis. Oh God I feel dirty.

Blasphemy!!!
Dude, I'm a Spurs fan that happens to really like Arsenal. Dark eh?

 

[Fappy]

There are some hot members here I would make a move on, erm...ok ok!

I have suddenly become far too curious for my own good. Dark secret time! WHO'S ON DAT LIST!?

First! Why do you want to know? The real reason, please. Honesty will get you answers!

Because I am an incredibly vain, egocentric person who will be crushed if Daystar's on that list and I'm not >:O

 

[omicron1]

I'm gon' be a girl soon.

Other than that? No. Not a thing. Nope, nuh-uh.

 

[TheDrunkNinja]

I watch alot of porn, nothing wrong with that.

I am a brony, nothing wrong with that either. (however I will never share this info with my family).

The real question is if those two sentences ever cross paths, if you know what I mean.

OT: In my life there have been three nights where every mistake or everything I've ever done that was wrong comes flooding in all at once to the point where I will be wide awake until first light. With all the noise and all the guilt bearing their full weight upon me for hours, it had gotten so bad one night that I thought how much easier it would be to hang myself in order to quiet everything instead of suffering through the night. I haven't told anyone yet.

 

[Generalissimo]

i'm a guy. i have a mild crossdressing fetish

that's all i'm willing to share, there are worse things, right?

 

[yuval152]

I'm that guy who reports low content posts

I never did anything dark or have any secrets, worst thing I ever did was to watch nude women.

I'm so boring.

 

[SpectacularWebHead]

My name is Peter Parker.
And I am Batman. Wait, fuck...


For realsies, My darkest secret: I am a creepy hentai fetishist who moonlights as a serial killing crime fighter whilst struggling to come to terms with the dark power that resides within me, all the while battling zombies, aliens, aliens zombies and futanari schoolgirl demon type things.

And before anyone asks no I'm not Japanese.

 

[SpectacularWebHead]

Fapped to 2g1c

Multiple times.

"I told myself it was just chocolate Ice cream. I knew that I was lying"

Seriously Bro, whatever floats your boat, provided you don't maim others. That's my motto anyway.

But apparently not the courts....

 

[SpectacularWebHead]

I'm that guy who reports low content posts

You total *Redacted*
[post expanded for content reasons]

 

[SweetShark]

In really I have some dark secrets that I will NEVER say in Internet.
But as I said in one of my threads, if you have a weird thing you do and you don't care for the others looking at you or the others simple they don't care, then with all my heart please tell us.

 

[ThatRandomGuy42]

I still pick my nose. Yes it's disgusting, but it's a habit.

 

[SweetShark]

I still pick my nose. Yes it's disgusting, but it's a habit.

Do you really consider this specific habit a dark secret?
I do this too, but I don't think is something you need to hide from others [I don't mean to be gross and to this in front of others].

 

[TwiZtah]

Hay Gais! Social Experiment time

Okay essentially, let's see how safe you feel with the anonymity the internet provides. Share with us your dark secret. Maybe not your darkest, but make it interesting.

So...let's see how many will step up!

Naturally, I'd be a hypocrite if I didn't go first so..hmm....ah!
I'm a 'little'. Which is a term for a person who can mentally regress to a very young age. It's typically a BDSM lifestyle word but not exclusively.

Because of this I have had to search for a Daddy to take care of me and let me be myself, it's be a tough but fun search.

Okay escapist, your turn! >:3

Coincidence you like MLP?`...