Your Favourite Zero Punctuation Quotes!
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"...so you're left with a game experience that could be recreated by walking down a wide road in the middle of nowhere, stopping every five steps to crack yourself in the eye with a hammer....and the road is a million miles long....and the hammer is made of wank."
"Airstrikes 2: Hooray for airstrikes!"
"The day I fork out $70.00 for an expansion pack is the day I swallow razor wire, pull the end out of my ass, and floss my self to death."
"Airstrikes 2: Hooray for airstrikes!"
"The day I fork out $70.00 for an expansion pack is the day I swallow razor wire, pull the end out of my ass, and floss my self to death."
actually he said there was a gun that shots shurikens and lightning then "I wish i could make that up it shoots shurikens and lightning!The only way it could be better is if it had tits and was on fire!"pyromcr said:
then i liked the baboon thing and the sequel thing
but shurikens and lightning are my favorite
"The day I fork out 70 dollars for an expansion pack is the day I swallow razor wire, pull the end out of my ass and floss myself to death."
Guitar Hero 3.
Guitar Hero 3.
it goes: never stick your dick in a pudding because it might still be good pudding and you might have had a good reason for it but no one is going to eat it because you stuck your dick in itBerndawg69 said:
Ah just thought of another one.
From Mailbag Showdown, where the reviewer was talking about not giving his reviews a score and Yahtzee goes "You like numbers? How about 4? As in 4ck you!"
Also you just can't go wrong with his whole "Press X to not die!" Anywhere he puts that in to me is instant gold.
From Mailbag Showdown, where the reviewer was talking about not giving his reviews a score and Yahtzee goes "You like numbers? How about 4? As in 4ck you!"
Also you just can't go wrong with his whole "Press X to not die!" Anywhere he puts that in to me is instant gold.
"Who i basically Navi from Zelda, with a cheese grater taped to her face." Sonic Unleashed
"That ooohing sound you just heard, was all the worlds female fan fiction writers, simultaneous oozing torrents of hot lady spunk." Metal Gear Solid 4
"That ooohing sound you just heard, was all the worlds female fan fiction writers, simultaneous oozing torrents of hot lady spunk." Metal Gear Solid 4
" There are only two endings, a good one and a bad one, and the extreme contrast between them is rather jarring. In the good ending, you're a virtuous flower child with love and a smile for all the shiny-coated beasts of God's kingdom, and in the bad ending you're some kind of hybrid of Hitler and Skeletor whose very piss is pure liquid malevolence"
"Here's one: a genetically engineered Taiwanese chef teams up with a newt to save his large bosumed girlfriend from mummies. There, you see? It's easy."
"It's like a wrought iron fence made of tigers."
"Bosums, melons, milk factories, busts, fun-bags, knockers, boobies, jugs, nipples, jubblies, stonking great tits!"
"It's like a wrought iron fence made of tigers."
"Bosums, melons, milk factories, busts, fun-bags, knockers, boobies, jugs, nipples, jubblies, stonking great tits!"
thanks for correcting me ASS, did you know that Greenland is really icy and Iceland is really green.....loldarktheif28 said:
