You're an NPC with only one line of dialogue
- Thread starter E-mantheseeker
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"CTHULU! I SUMMON YE!"
or
"Woopwoopwoopwoop!"
or
"If you touch that trolley, I will punt you into that river." (props to whoever knows what game I'm talking about!)
or
"Critical malfunction in the kings bed chamber! To the escape pods men!"
or finally
"Only one of us is going to walk away from this one, bub."
or
"Woopwoopwoopwoop!"
or
"If you touch that trolley, I will punt you into that river." (props to whoever knows what game I'm talking about!)
or
"Critical malfunction in the kings bed chamber! To the escape pods men!"
or finally
"Only one of us is going to walk away from this one, bub."
In Microsoft Sam voice:
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To finish the game all you have to do is [critical file corrupted}"missing plot line 999999999" man that was a long adventure bet ur glad you've finished
I would have a quest marker above my head, and no matter what level you are I always say:
"I need an experianced fighter, not you! Go away!"
Or
"The key is at the floor of the well."
FYI, there is no well. Muh ha ha!
EDIT: I saw someone named Iron Mal put "Hey! I know you! Aren't you the local sex offender?" I read it and thought "Welcome to our village! I'm the local sex offender!"
"I need an experianced fighter, not you! Go away!"
Or
"The key is at the floor of the well."
FYI, there is no well. Muh ha ha!
EDIT: I saw someone named Iron Mal put "Hey! I know you! Aren't you the local sex offender?" I read it and thought "Welcome to our village! I'm the local sex offender!"
I would hate thatAutistic Lemon said:
*sighs* "Press A to attack"
"Your name is 'Solid Snake'?" *giggles*
*After you've bought peanuts*
"THATS A LOT OF NUTS!"
(Imaginary muffin for reference)
"Thats what she said"
"Hi I'm Barry Scott and this is Cillit Bang"
(Only brits will probably get that)
*says own species name repeatedly*
(Get that one?)
".............." *fires 'lazor'*
"How YOU doing?"
"You know, everyday of my life I've come to the top of this cliff, and i've never fallen off once, nope, never, nu uh, just totally fine, yup, just standing right here at the edge of this cliff, looking at the view, yeah...(etc).."
"Helllooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, cowboy"
(Yet another reference)
"(random observation) does that seem right to you?"
(Big hug if you get this one)
I might come up with more later
"It's close to midnight and something evil's lurking in the dark
Under the moonlight, you see a sight that almost stops your heart
You try to scream but terror takes the sound before you make it
You start to freeze as horror looks you right between the eyes
You're paralyzed
'Cause this is thriller, thriller night
And no one's gonna save you from the beast about strike
You know it's thriller, thriller night
You're fighting for your life inside a killer, thriller tonight
You hear the door slam and realize there's nowhere left to run
You feel the cold hand and wonder if you'll ever see the sun
You close your eyes and hope that this is just imagination, girl!
But all the while you hear the creature creeping up behind
You're out of time
'Cause this is thriller, thriller night
There ain't no second chance against the thing with forty eyes, girl
Thriller, thriller night
You're fighting for your life inside a killer, thriller tonight
Night creatures calling, the dead start to walk in their masquerade
There's no escaping the jaws of the alien this time
They're open wide
This is the end of your life
They're out to get you, there's demons closing in on every side
They will possess you unless you change that number on your dial
Now is the time for you and I to cuddle close together, yeah
All through the night I'll save you from the terror on the screen
I'll make you see
That this is thriller, thriller night
'Cause I can thrill you more than any ghost would ever dare try
Thriller, thriller night
So let me hold you tight and share a
Killer, diller, chiller, thriller here tonight
'Cause this is thriller, thriller night
Girl, I can thrill you more than any ghost would ever dare try
Thriller, thriller night
So let me hold you tight and share a killer, thriller, ow!
I'm gonna thrill ya tonight
Darkness falls across the land
The midnight hour is close at hand
Creatures crawl in search of blood
To terrorize y'alls neighborhood
I'm gonna thrill ya tonight, ooh baby
I'm gonna thrill ya tonight, oh darlin'
Thriller night, baby, ooh!
The foulest stench is in the air
The funk of forty thousand years
And grizzly ghouls from every tomb
Are closing in to seal your doom
And though you fight to stay alive
Your body starts to shiver
For no mere mortal can resist
The evil of the thriller"
Under the moonlight, you see a sight that almost stops your heart
You try to scream but terror takes the sound before you make it
You start to freeze as horror looks you right between the eyes
You're paralyzed
'Cause this is thriller, thriller night
And no one's gonna save you from the beast about strike
You know it's thriller, thriller night
You're fighting for your life inside a killer, thriller tonight
You hear the door slam and realize there's nowhere left to run
You feel the cold hand and wonder if you'll ever see the sun
You close your eyes and hope that this is just imagination, girl!
But all the while you hear the creature creeping up behind
You're out of time
'Cause this is thriller, thriller night
There ain't no second chance against the thing with forty eyes, girl
Thriller, thriller night
You're fighting for your life inside a killer, thriller tonight
Night creatures calling, the dead start to walk in their masquerade
There's no escaping the jaws of the alien this time
They're open wide
This is the end of your life
They're out to get you, there's demons closing in on every side
They will possess you unless you change that number on your dial
Now is the time for you and I to cuddle close together, yeah
All through the night I'll save you from the terror on the screen
I'll make you see
That this is thriller, thriller night
'Cause I can thrill you more than any ghost would ever dare try
Thriller, thriller night
So let me hold you tight and share a
Killer, diller, chiller, thriller here tonight
'Cause this is thriller, thriller night
Girl, I can thrill you more than any ghost would ever dare try
Thriller, thriller night
So let me hold you tight and share a killer, thriller, ow!
I'm gonna thrill ya tonight
Darkness falls across the land
The midnight hour is close at hand
Creatures crawl in search of blood
To terrorize y'alls neighborhood
I'm gonna thrill ya tonight, ooh baby
I'm gonna thrill ya tonight, oh darlin'
Thriller night, baby, ooh!
The foulest stench is in the air
The funk of forty thousand years
And grizzly ghouls from every tomb
Are closing in to seal your doom
And though you fight to stay alive
Your body starts to shiver
For no mere mortal can resist
The evil of the thriller"
"I knocked a man out with a microscope then raped him."
In a really gravelly sex-offender voice. Hire David Hayter for it.
In a really gravelly sex-offender voice. Hire David Hayter for it.
