Zero Punctuation: Halo Wars

[cj_iwakura]

This was amazing all the way through. And X-Blades looks like such garbage.

 

[Valiance]

Damn, both crossovers were hilarious, but good job to Graham, I enjoyed it about as much as the Halo Wars review.

 

[Lukirre]

I actually liked Graham's part, I thought it was neat he lived up to his side of the challenge.

I also thorougly enjoyed the Brandon Crisp joke, that was well placed.

Overall, it was an enjoyable review.

 

[Darkf0rge]

Halo wars seemed like a really convenient target. I'd like to see dawn of war 2, which I think is half decent, probably because traditional RTS games allienate me.

Anyway for the record Unskippible are lame and unfunny, Ben's appearance actually made it watchable. And their attempt at ZP just came across as trying way to har to be like yahtzee.

hold on.

"THEY ACTUALLY GET PAID FOR THAT CGI COMMENTARY NONSENCE?"

 

[Azeban]

Unskippable guy was an excellent parody of Yahtzee. He did Yahtzee much better than Yahtzee did him.

 

[sgtshock]

WHAT
ARBITRARY
SILLINESS

Great as always. The new guy at the start didn't do too bad, and I liked the end bit with the demons.

 

[thxforthelulz]

Unskippable was great, Yahtzee's top shelf as usual.
Nice reviews, I had many lulz.

 

[FinalValkyrie]

Dear God this was freaking hilarious.

I woke people up in the house laughing and almost threw up laughing.

The "Clicking on pricks" and "Timer bullshit" bits were the funniest thing Ive ever heard.

Massive kudos.

 

[Tom Phoenix]

What I really like about Yahtzee`s latest reviews is that he has essentially gone back to his roots. Some of his reviews did not really qualify as "reviews" since they seemed to exist purely for the sake of humour. However, these last episodes he has gone back to actually reviewing the games and adding some humour into it.

Now, if we could just convince him to start putting different songs into the beginnings and ends of his reviews again...

 

[lizards]

i liked halo wars and i thought that the start was REALLY REALLY REALLY................good

good review one of the best ones you have did

 

[bushwhacker2k]

I didn't get the part at the beginning? Some annoying guy trying to be Yahtzee and failing?

Also, he mentioned Battle Royale! So does yahtzee read manga, or what?

 

[Foolish Flame]

I didn't mind Halo Wars. It wasn't bad...then again it wasn't great

 

[Nova Tendril]

Halo wars seemed like a really convenient target. I'd like to see dawn of war 2, which I think is half decent, probably because traditional RTS games allienate me.

Anyway for the record Unskippible are lame and unfunny, Ben's appearance actually made it watchable. And their attempt at ZP just came across as trying way to har to be like yahtzee.

hold on.

"THEY ACTUALLY GET PAID FOR THAT CGI COMMENTARY NONSENCE?"

Wasn't that the point of him doing a ZP style review?

 

[Bombader]

The Unskippable guy was an April Fools Joke, I suggest some of you check your calenders eh?

Both guys did a good job, the Skip guy did a good parody up to where he "Ran out" of things to say.

 

[DirkGently]

Oh god, that was just as good as last weeks punchline. That just made my pretty miserable day. Thinks, Good Sir Yahtzee. And you too, Unskippable Guy #1

 

[Ange1ofD4rkness]

I keep watching that scene about the mission at the end, and love it. Still laughing hard. Although I could ahve told you an RTS on a console was a dumb idea since I was a toddler. YOu want a good RTS it's called SUPREME COMMANDER. The poor game doesn't get enough respect because of games like Starcraft. GOd damn idiots, there are better things out there and just cause the game was good back then doesn't mean it is now. FUCK! Sry about that I just hate people like that. Oh yeah Go Pony Jam!

 

[Ashly_may]

I thought this was an excellent review, i havent laughed at one in a while (well two or three weeks but before that a while) so i really enjoyed this one.

 

[bender3000]

I love your video and has not hated or not liked one of them

 

[ginsengaddict]

WOOO! i was one of those annoying dipshits who bugged him into doing an RTS!!

I ANNOYED YAHTZEE!! LIFE IS COMPLETE!!!

if you want a "good" RTS, try some of EA's new C&C titles - RA3 is actually pretty immersive, despite the annoying back-up general you're forced to have - but game-killing tank spam is virtually unusable, so you're forced to be smart with the game, which is where the fun of RTS play comes from, creatively smacking down the objective.. in that regard, the dawn of war franchise delivers big-time..

also, both of the petroglyph titles are pretty good, even though one of them is a star wars game and the other has a dodgy interface..

lastly, one word: starcraft.... two!

 

[ginsengaddict]

I keep watching that scene about the mission at the end, and love it. Still laughing hard. Although I could ahve told you an RTS on a console was a dumb idea since I was a toddler. YOu want a good RTS it's called SUPREME COMMANDER. The poor game doesn't get enough respect because of games like Starcraft. GOd damn idiots, there are better things out there and just cause the game was good back then doesn't mean it is now. FUCK! Sry about that I just hate people like that. Oh yeah Go Pony Jam!

SupCom is about macromanagement, as opposed to micro.. it appeals to a different kind of gamer, one who likes tank spam.. yeah, i think yahtzee would live it..