Zero Punctuation: iPhone Games

[Optimystic]

and is just me or am i the only one who see's the ZP imp every time i look at the picture of the Droid mascot?

You just made me shit bricks!

Oh, and Android rules, Steve Jobs can take it roughly up the bum from hairy men.

the view from mars is great and my droid x is still outperforming the iphone

*Internet high-fivez*

 

[Kirch Libre]

How do I breathe on Mars? Ha! Wouldn't you like to know.

 

[Latinidiot]

Now you see, the trick to breathing on Mars is tp believe very intensely that everything is going to be alright.

 

[Artemicion]

Incidentally i watched his episode on my iphone. Safe to say The Escapist is my favorite "game" on the iphone.

 

[Boaal]

Holy fuck, that was actually the funniest episode in the last ten or so.

Also I found a way to breath on mars by giving it atmosphere. With my cock.

 

[Biffin Bridge]

I don't have an IPhone, I have a Nokia 6210.

YOUR NEW TECHNOLOGY SCARES AND CONFUSSES ME!!!!!

 

[Sideromelane]

I don't need to breathe on Mars, I sent my Android to bring me back 400 tons of martian soil and that little rover bot.

Because Androids can do that.

And they can run Angry Birds too, I just need to download it now you reviewed it for me.

 

[CrossedBlades]

My favorite part about Angry Birds is that it is free on Android.

 

[Decabo]

That was pretty awesome. I'd still like to see a Sonic Colors review, though.

 

[Lord_Gremlin]

Nah, I won't be getting an iPhone, I always use Nokia phones. But I might get an iPad or iPod Touch.
Yahtzee didn't mention Rage HD, is it truly as shit as people say?

 

[The Cake Is Annoying]

So, will Sequels Rippoffs and Wank be available for preorder anytime soon?

(I know writing your autobiography when you aren't even 30 is perhaps a bit of an egotrip, but who here really believes videogaming will change so much the title would need to be revised)

 

[lollerskating]

Mmmmm, bubblewrap. <3

 

[Misho-]

Meh not a great Episode Yahtzee, but its not like you care.

 

[MBE]

I literally LOL'ed at "Internet Explorer + Cat = YouTube"

I concur with Yahtzee. Screw Sonic. This video was more informative and interesting than that pile of Sonic excrement could be.

 

[The Great JT]

The robo-gills help the breathing on Mars thing, Yahtzee.

 

[Valthek]

Quite simple: Breathe in
Breathe out
don't be on mars

don't buy apple crap...

done!

 

[WaderiAAA]

Hilarius review.

And by the way, I find the best way to breathe on Mars is to imagine that Earth doesn't exist.

 

[Sonicron]

First one since Other M that made me laugh. A lot.

Also, hooray for me! Apparently I'm a martian.
So I don't have an iPhone, big deal. I'll just use my death ray to obliterate all of yours, so then nobody has them.

 

[TheMadDoctorsCat]

I don't have a smartphone at all.

*beat*

I will go and place a shotgun in my mouth now then.

 

[teebeeohh]

so, those games...ähm...you pay money for? not wow-gold like real money?
because i feel like i played all those. for free. with a mouse as flashgames. to keep me from actually doing stuff