Zero Punctuation: iPhone Games

[C117]

Am I the only person on earth who actually LIKED Ashley from RE4 (sure, the main reason i liked her was that there was the chance of her getting naked at some point, but still)?

Also, no we don't breath on Mars. It's much easier to live here if you don't have to...

 

[Aptspire]

I'm glad he hasn't actually shunned AC:B
also, I don't play the iPhone :O but those games look fun ^-^

 

[Cube1701]

I was quite surprised that, out of the four games mentioned, three of them are available on Android. and Cut The Rope is due on Android any time soon. I've played the three on Android and I don't really think much of them. They're good for ten minutes then they start getting a bit boring.

I do like how Rovio have made Angry Birds on Android into a free ad-based game (oh, and there's an app for hiding all the adverts if you don't like them).

 

[bloodshed113094]

I used a very, very, very, very, very complex straw that make air out of nothingness or steels it from another dimension or something to breath on mars, now get working on AC brotherhood pls ^^

 

[Sigmund Av Volsung]

Nice Review, and those games are handy time wasters, like world of goo.

AAAAAANNNNNNDDDD next week, I'll get to see my much anticipated assassin's creed brotherhood review!

 

[PH3NOmenon]

Mars is pretty crowded, if this thread is to be believed.

Populated by pretty nice people too.

 

[Orsoeus]

Awwh i was praying to every god i could fucking think of that he would review Assasasins Creeds Brotherhood, after that shit storm 'game' Black Ops. Please be next week xD

 

[-[c0Ka|Ne]-]

Well see, the thing about Mars is that there's loads of air there thanks to aliens and the Governator.

Aka I don't have an iPhone.
Also Angry Birds just sounds like a reskinned Sieger [http://www.kongregate.com/games/gmentat/sieger] to me.

Nice link

 

[Majora Major]

I use oxygen sparingly.

"Fuck fruit, sitting around all smug; on trees and in pies."

Ha. ^__^

 

[Tharwen]

Why does no-one ever mention Tap Tap Revenge?!

It deserves at least as much of a review as Angry Birds...

Anyway, it's good to see Yahtzee is prepared to criticise outside his standard area of subject meterial.

Oh man I loved Tap Tap revenge. Fun game to play

And they release a free song every week too

It gets a bit buggy at times, but sometimes I feel that's due to the limitations of the phone itself more than the game.

 

[jokulhaups]

Game Traders Robina being mentioned again? Is that what you call a half brick joke?

 

[Escapefromwhatever]

I'm just waiting for the "Breath on Mars" app to come out on my Android, thanks.

 

[zehydra]

angrybirds is over rated.

The iPhone in general is overrated. I'm not saying it's a bad platform; it's an excellent platform. It's just not the holy end-all that many people claim it to be.

 

[culade]

Nice one, just after creating wizards in doodle god on my iPhone, I decided to watch ZP on my iPhone. After I write this comment on my iPhone, I will watch a few YouTube videos on my iPhone or watch MST3K episodes thru netflix on my iPhone.

 

[Nuurtuka]

Don´t really get why he is more hostile towards nintendo then to apple.

Nintendo would be as bad as apple if Wiimotes only would function on nintendo exclusive batteries which you have to buy for 20$ each. Thats the apple way of doing thing, well, if they were encased in really cheap plastic and tend to be broken, then its apple.

 

[Heroic One]

I planted a lot of trees.

 

[Mzullos5]

Also Sonic Colors is a Wii exclusive and the last thing I want is for him to review a game that gives him the excuse of saying the usual "waaaaah the Wii is the cancer of the gaming society!" bullcrap he's been saying for the past 2 years now. (Even though he took potshots at it in this review anyway)

Uhh... it was on the DS too and in my opinion the DS version was better albeit a bit short.

 

[Asdalan08]

I have an iPod touch for the simple reason I'm not giving my whole being in to Apple's evil plan for world domination...

 

[Siah]

Games on the Iphone are not bad, they are something to do while waiting for other things but the just drain the batteries too fast.

 

[Abedeus]

About the iPhone.

Come to my country, where the cheapest iPhone costs as much as a very good AMD graphics card and I'll show you around the red wastelands.