Recent content by Cap'nPipsqueak

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    Zero Punctuation: Crash Bandicoot N. Sane Trilogy

    God's fist, it's like teaching a suit of armour to swim. What is the topic of the thread as a whole?
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    Zero Punctuation: Crash Bandicoot N. Sane Trilogy

    Good for it. Now try reading my post in the context it was meant.
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    Check Out What Shelob Looks Like in this New Middle-Earth: Shadow of War Trailer

    Christ, she looks like Morrigan from Dragon Age: Origins. Anyone whose played that can see the irony right away.
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    Zero Punctuation: Crash Bandicoot N. Sane Trilogy

    Yeah, and it was so incompetently done it killed the joke of a franchise. And good riddance.
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    Zero Punctuation: Crash Bandicoot N. Sane Trilogy

    Ah, Crash Bandicoot: the Sonic clone nobody asked for about to get the sequel nobody asked for.
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    Yooka-Laylee Review - Banjo-Threeie

    That's why it's called a review, darling. He plays the game and tells us what he thinks of it. That is literally the entire concept. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Review#User_review]
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    I need some load order advice on Skyrim Special Edition.

    If you were using the PC version, I'd likely be able to help - there are a couple of sites that will automatically set your mods in an order in which they'll play together properly and let you know if and why they won't. Unfortunately, I don't know and doubt there's something like that for consoles.
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    This is the hour of the Ultramarines!!! (Warhammer 40k announcement)

    My beagle thinks the Ultramarines are silly. http://imgur.com/a/vUcfm Also, she wants my snack.
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    Samurai Jack Season 5 thread.

    Well, the episode had a half-dozen little girls getting beaten up, so it's on my 'good' list so far.
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    Jim Sterling reviewed Zelda BOTW today, then angry comments exploded, site down multiple times...

    Oh yes; obviously anything Jim does is on purpose, just to piss off the fanboys. Given that the fanboys are currently DDoSing his site, exactly who has the moral high ground here? And the average was brought down a whole point on Metacritic? WOW.
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    Jim Sterling in court.

    Well, on the bright side it was dismissed with prejudice, so he'll have to suck up whatever happens next.
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    Jim Sterling in court.

    Now all Sterling has to do is put his foot so far up Lettucehead's ass that his teeth go flying and my month will have been made.
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    Jim Sterling in court.

    Why? I thought Lettucehead's amended complaint was quickly tagged with the equivalent of "What the fuck is this mess?"
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    Ben Affleck reportedly wants out of Wayne Manor

    Why would he want to leave Wayne Manor? The place is so stately!
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    Personal nicknames or terms for things.

    Have you ever seen a character group of characters in a movie ot TV show and come up with your own term for them, whether or not they have a fandom term already? For instance, I have a friend who calls Star Trek's redshirts 'suicide squads'. So how about you...