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    Hotline Miami Devs Reboot Steampunk Chaos Engine

    I have but two words to say to this news: "Yes. YES."
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    Anyone else out there not really get hangovers?

    I get awful hangovers, but have a secret super power. I posess the uncanny ability to poop my hangovers away. No, seriously. I'll wake up feeling like twice-fried dregs, stagger to the toilet and squeeze one out for the troops, and "voila!"...100% back to normal and ready to drink again. I am...
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    EA Wants Balance Between Sony and Microsoft

    I thought I'd provide a caption for the attached photo of Peter Moore: "This is me smiling."
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    Countries where XBL connection for Xbox One will be supported on launch day, now listed!

    Repost from another thread: This fallacy comes up all the time, ie: "console ban in China". It's a vague "grey" ban, which amounts to being empty policy that is not at all enforced. I've been here for years. The amount of people that have all of the current and past consoles/handhelds is insane...
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    Xbox One Limited To 21 Countries At Launch

    This fallacy comes up all the time, ie: "console ban in China". It's a vague "grey" ban, which amounts to being empty policy that is not at all enforced. I've been here for years. The amount of people that have all of the current and past consoles/handhelds is insane. Why, just today, I received...
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    Countries where XBL connection for Xbox One will be supported on launch day, now listed!

    #Every country not on the list:- "Why would I want to live THERE?" PS4 for me, and perhaps a new gaming PC.
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    Do you ever just...not care?

    Huh..? What? Did you just say something...? Sorry, I wasn't listening. *SIGH* Fucking lint. Why is there always so much lint on my black t-shirts? Oh, well. Nevermind.
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    Xbox one: It might not be *as* bad as you think.

    Well, considering that the Xbox Live service doesn't exist in my current country of residence, I would be inclined to disagree with you. You know, because I wouldn't be able to register any purchased games, or even connect once every 24 hours to maintain console functionality. Pretty expensive...
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    So here's the plan...

    I also have a plan. I find plans to be useful. Would you like to know my plan? Here is my plan: Over the coming two weeks, I'm going to devote an inordinate amount of time to stalking one elderly person randomly selected along my daily commute to work. This must be a person that I would...
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    The Perfect Non-Gamer Girl

    So, how about paper plates, eh? Pretty convenient things, aren't they? Those paper plates? But...which ones could possibly rated as the best, both in terms of function and form, not to mention good old-fashioned value for money? Say, in this day and age, one could certainly cut down on...
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    The Escapist's Favorite Games

    Sigh...kinda sounds like a whole lotta extra busy work. Sigh... Oh, hey...a funny gif featuring a cat and a goat...sigh. Oh, no...I'm all outta M&M's...sigh... EDIT: Vanquish, FTL, Mark of the Ninja, Bayonetta, Dark Souls. For all lists.
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    YOUR opinion about good games for my master thesis

    Dear AnnaV, My honest participation in surveys (of any kind) is guaranteed only if there is free chocolate involved. Otherwise, I fear your results may be slightly...skewed, for want of a better term. And with such an admission, we have reached what can only be described as the crux of a...
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    Poll: What console should I buy next?

    I would highly recommend a Commodore 64k home computer, with datasette and at least two single-button joysticks. If you can afford it, you might like to get a Commodore 1541 floppy disk drive to complement your seething powerhouse of pelvic-thrustingly awesome gaming perfection. Whatever you...
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    Any tips for cleaning an xbox 360 controller?

    I would recommend washing them in standard washing machine on a regular cycle, and drying them in a microwave on high heat for about three minutes.
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    Has anyone else grown weary of mindless killing being so prevalent in games?

    This, so much. It pissed me off SO much in Deus Ex:HR. I mean, I never chose to to go lethal on NPCs or cops, but the others I'm fighting are basically terrorists, prepared to slaughter innocents on a whim. And I have blades built into my fucking arms, but the game is going to penalise me for...