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    Valve Trademarks Half-Life 3 in Europe

    This has gotten way less hype than I thought. I wonder just how big of a shitstorm will start when it comes out and inevitably doesn't live up to everyone's expectations.
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    Shadowrun Returns Review

    The editor is pretty damn bad, too. Here's a quote from a modder who tried it: "Well I wouldn't get your hopes up, the editor is abysmal to work with. Only SR diehards are going to work with this in the longterm. You can paint maps easily but in the end you have dumb restrictions all over...
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    Humble Bundle 8 Grows 4 Games Humbler

    That's an incredibly faulty argument. A bit? I just showed how ninety fucking percent of the games in the Humble Bundle are platformers.
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    Humble Bundle 8 Grows 4 Games Humbler

    Platformer, platformer, platformer, puzzle platformer, Dear Esther, Hotline Miami, Dear Esther wannabe, platformer, platformer, platformer, strategy. Anyone else getting tired of this trend in indie gaming?
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    Tomb Raider writer expressed an interest in making Lara gay?

    I find this idea incredibly stupid.
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    Say One Thing About The Country You Live In

    Ukraine Porn is outlawed here. That law was passed in 2009. No, I'm not kidding.
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    Extreme weather in your area

    My area (Kiev, Ukraine) is retarded. It goes from -25C in the winter to +35C in the summer, every fucking time. Right now it's actually unusually warm for January: the temperature is dancing sround the 0C mark. Which is annoying, because all that snow thaws in the day, then gets frozen right the...
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    You must move to a country that borders your own, forever - which do you pick?

    Well, Ukraine is fucked, isn't it? We border like 15 of those, being a European country and all, but every single one of those is either incredibly poor (Belarus, Moldova, Georgia), terribly boring (Poland, Hungary, Slovakia), or Russia. In fact, I'm moving to St Petersburg for a few years when...
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    Unpopular gaming opinions

    I couldn't give a shit about Zelda, Mario, Kirby or any of that stuff. It's probably because to most Americans (and thus most of the gaming culture, apparently), the 90s meant Nintendo, while in my country it was mostly PC. Since I see no nostalgic value in Mario, I just find it dull, repetitive...
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    Updated: McAfee AntiVirus Founder Wanted for Murder

    Just realized something: it's basically Heart of Darkness! Except the locals hate McAfee instead of worship him.
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    Anyone up for a text-based multiplayer shooter match?

    http://eigen.pri.ee/shooter/ I found this and thought it was a funny concept, but there's no players right now, so I can't try it out. Care to join? I'm in Room 5 right now. EDIT: Please LOUDLY announce your presence if you do join (type "say I joined").
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    Updated: McAfee AntiVirus Founder Wanted for Murder

    Excuse me, but what the living fuck are you talking about? You can get whatever antivirus you want in Russia. It's not 1937 anymore, you know. Also, gulags haven't existed for the last fifty years, either.
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    Updated: McAfee AntiVirus Founder Wanted for Murder

    Belizean authorities, you mean. I honestly don't think the guy did it. Why the fuck would he steal the laptop and the iPod? It's not like he's fucking starving, for Christ's sake. And it does seem like the police has a hard-on for him. Deserved or not, but they do. Isn't "oh, they had a...
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    Punisher vs Captain America

    I agree. Say what you will about the 2004 movie, but they got the climactic battle exactly right. Which is why I didn't like the 2008 movie: he's basically Terminator in that one.
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    Punisher vs Captain America

    He has killed, of course. It's just that in the recent years he almost never does.