Recent content by King Toasty

"Technographic wonder sleigh." Alright, I'm done with the Internet for today.

Just finishing high school too. I was socially awkward at the beginning, now I have loads of really great friends, who are also socially awkward. Success! It was pretty much the most important 5 years of my life. I changed a lot, learned a lot, and played Skyrim a lot. Good times.

Cool. It's sad that society still has these bizarre fears of witchcraft, but whatever. It's a minority that's against it. I've never done tabletop, might be a good place to start.

Honestly? Yes, especially BC. Absolutely gorgeous, the people are nice, and almost nobody wants to start wars.

This is the appropriate response. Well-reasoned, calm and a PS3 player. Perfect.

Walking up the 7,000 Steps to High Hrothgar, when a dead goat blasted past my screen. I like to believe the Greybeards were having a goat-throwing competition.

Joining reddit. Man, having a social life was fun.

Yup, seems legit.

This was hilarious. I salute you, brave Soldiers of the Desert Bus.

Not discovering reddit. Damn, I had so much time before reddit.

Before logging on today, I never thought it would be possible to fap to a map. I am wiser now.

"I went for it once and she screamed." ...Yeah, I don't have a defense for that.

I... I... oh god. I think I just felt my brain falling out of my eyes.

Dude. How do you live with yourself? Seriously. Rent/Netflix, or SOMETHING. Just watch it.

Nah, they're just as common as I'd expect from humanity.