Recent content by straymatter

As a lady, I would not recommend a hug because that would be a violation of as-of-yet undefined personal space. Best smile and use your words to express your excitement. You can go in for a hug at the end if she seems to be comfortable around you.

From experience: 1. Dishonesty. I don't care if you sleep with other girls occasionally, just talk to me about it beforehand. 2. Unwilling to meet my family. I've dated guys who've extreme issues with their family, but don't think it gets you out of meeting mine. 3. Debilitating depression...

My favorite song for years. I still can't get tired of it. http://youtu.be/fW8EjNktwZU

Kemonozume. http://youtu.be/08Cqhu_BRPc You will not regret it. EDIT: Also, possible 'disturbing content' warning, but you probably already got that from Youtube.

Hear hear! Pills and condoms in tandem until further notice. No way am I getting pregnant until I'm good and ready.

John Updike's The Witches of Eastwick. It was enjoyable. I like male takes on lady-mischief.

Try Cargo: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0381940/ Also, when your eyeballs are singed from staring at the screen too long, you might try Richard Russo's Ship of Fools and Mary Doria Russell's The Sparrow.

Like: Dislike: With exceptions, of course.

I am an expert in having fuck-all to do, so here are my suggestions: ... take up a hobby or two. Anything you've ever been interested in, start doing it. Look around for community education if it's a skill you can't learn on your own (or just want to do with other people). If you need a...

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My (male) friend shoved past me to leave the theater after the scene. Pst, Moral Majority, are you listening? This is a great pro-abstinence PSA!

Dragon Quest IX is a good one if you like customization, terrible puns and losing several weekends of your life. (Which I do, evidently. A lot.)

Coincidentally, one of my exes texted me last week to ask if I'd ever posed for pornography, because he'd seen a picture on Reddit and thought it was me. He sent me a screencap. It wasn't me, but I could see the resemblance. I don't think she'd be offended, really. There's nothing wrong with...

I'd like to add uni/sea urchin to the list of terrible ideas for food: And... ... for your consideration: http://www.couplescompany.com/Advice/Sexuality/Semen.htm

Delicious over plain Greek yogurt with some fresh fruit, if you're into that.