Recent content by Zombie Nixon

How would george lucas have known about two rescue masks that were from Europe and over a century old?

Why'd you give it 3/5 stars? You spend the whole review talking about how it isn't fun at all.

That doesn't sound very exciting to me, the majority of those games are remakes. What's the appeal?

This is why I hate digital distribution

These choices suck. I'm gonna go with Final Fantasy, since it was the first good JRPG

Moviebob in his transformers 2 review: You can make a good movie out of anything Moviebob in his expendables review: If you think this concept could be cool you're a terrible person Never change, bob.

You hit the nail on the head. Most people experience something and form an opinion on it, moviebob forms an opinion on something and experiences it. He'd hate the expendables regardless of quality, because it beat out one of his favorite films and he's decided that he hates it(See also: the...

I enjoyed it, but almost all the criticisms people throw at are true. Average game. 2 was a big improvement, so you still might want to check that one out.

A 30's mobster voice

Well, no matter how much player agency costs, it's worth it.

What the hell are you talking about?

RDR was pretty badly written IMO, like those riding conversations John: That's despicable. everyfuckingone: That's funny coming from a KILLER/BANDIT/RAPIST/FARMER Every god damn conversation in the first section.

I think people want an FFVII remake so much because they realize just how far Square has fallen since then.

It doesn't matter how long the game spent in development, why do you keep bringing that up?

I don't see any reference to the game's length in the review. I've heard people say the game clocks in at around twelve hours, which is at least decent. And the free DLC should add an hour or two on top of that(I'm not a fan of DLC, but if you spend $60 on Alan Wake you are getting it). Also...