Resistance: Fall of Man.
I liked Resistance 2 a lot and after recently playing Resistance 3 (which is now on my best games of the year list) I decided to check out Resistance 1.
Dear f***ing lord.
SO BORING! The art style resembles a patch of mud. The levels looked like someone photographed their basement and copy/pasted it into the game, occasionally throwing in a photo of their unkempt backyard. Even after 2-3 hours, I've only gotten two assault rifles (bullseye is so useless in this game I'm calling it an assault rifle) and a shotgun. WOAH! Innovative weapons, man. well, I did get the Auger that can shoot through walls, but you get 1 ammo for it every year and there's no scope for it, so f*** that.
Story was boring too. Hale never spoke, narration bored me to tears, and the ally soldiers were so bland I thought they were robots.
So far there were 1 or 2 chimera types and the occasional swarm of crawling guys. Yawn. There was actually one interesting tank level so far, but it lasted for about 5 minutes. Woohoo.
I give up. I only spent $5 on the game and I feel it was a waste; I could have bought some candy or something instead.