Poll: You can have sex with the celebrity of your choice but they'll tell the world of your performance.
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I chose 'other' because while I would have gone with 'yes', regulars know how I am when it comes to posting TIY about myself and my sex life on here. [sub][sub]I can't help thinking of you guys as family after all[/sub][/sub]
I chose yes and my celebrity would be Betty Page. I would have to either go back in time or bring her here when she was still actively modelling but here's what she would tell everyone (or at least JFK who would likely then tell everyone himself).
"It was an amazing experience, getting intimate with someone from a different time than I'm from but...well he didn't really satisfy me sexually. All he did was tie me up, spank me a few times and, take some pictures. When he untied me, he hugged me, kissed my cheek and left."
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upon reflection, that's probably a 'no'. Or rather it would be if I was more into that whole 'sex' thing you people do with each other instead of playing old PS2, Xbox and, Nintendo games like I do. Different strokes for different folks, eh?
I chose yes and my celebrity would be Betty Page. I would have to either go back in time or bring her here when she was still actively modelling but here's what she would tell everyone (or at least JFK who would likely then tell everyone himself).
"It was an amazing experience, getting intimate with someone from a different time than I'm from but...well he didn't really satisfy me sexually. All he did was tie me up, spank me a few times and, take some pictures. When he untied me, he hugged me, kissed my cheek and left."
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upon reflection, that's probably a 'no'. Or rather it would be if I was more into that whole 'sex' thing you people do with each other instead of playing old PS2, Xbox and, Nintendo games like I do. Different strokes for different folks, eh?
I suppose I would go with Zooey Deschanel. While I don't think she is the most gorgeous celebrity, I get the feeling that I would like her company the most. And considering that in this hypothetical situation I will be spending the weekend with her, I might as well pick someone with whom I would enjoy spending time with. Not like I can have sex 24/3.
So yes, I would do it. And I would not be worried about her "reviews", as I've never had a problem in that department.
Not even when plastered, or flying high.
So yes, I would do it. And I would not be worried about her "reviews", as I've never had a problem in that department.
Not even when plastered, or flying high.
Seeing as i'm still a virgin i'd definitely go with 3. that way I can use alcohol as an excuse for my shoddy performance. But 3 days? I fancy myself a durable sort of person so despite whatever celebrity I choose spouting to the world that I was a virgin and was just a tad disappointing under the covers I would get good experience 
Although the fact that whoever I have sex with would be convicted for sex with a minor and put on a registered sex offenders list would be a massively dickish move, it is justified under the code of "Doesn't matter had Sex/Snu-Snu/Coitus/Rumble in the Jungle.
My Choice: Olivia Wilde, Scarlett Johanssen, Taylor Swift (just so I can sue for the defamation when she writes an album about how shitty a guy I was), Heather Graham or pull Helen of Troy to the present (those stories must have had some merit right? Surely? GUYS!?!?!)
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Although the fact that whoever I have sex with would be convicted for sex with a minor and put on a registered sex offenders list would be a massively dickish move, it is justified under the code of "Doesn't matter had Sex/Snu-Snu/Coitus/Rumble in the Jungle.
My Choice: Olivia Wilde, Scarlett Johanssen, Taylor Swift (just so I can sue for the defamation when she writes an album about how shitty a guy I was), Heather Graham or pull Helen of Troy to the present (those stories must have had some merit right? Surely? GUYS!?!?!)
Captcha: not a bot
Guys I think captcha is trying to tell me that it's really a person...
See, I would say that but my girlfriend looks pretty similar to Emma Stone... and I'm not the only person who thinks so, so it's not just wishful thinking..Wadders said:
For my choice I'd go with Jessica Alba, I've found her hot ever since I watched Dark Angel, and my opinion hasn't changed with the years. Although, the only reason I wouldn't is cuz she's married with children.... I don't know if i'd do anything with her if other consequences would exist... If it was just she tells the world about me then bring it on, I got 3 days to make her happy!
I always have a few drinks before sex >.>
And i think helena bonham carter.. gonna get freaky in what i assume is her multi million dollar manson
And i think helena bonham carter.. gonna get freaky in what i assume is her multi million dollar manson
I can't find Jessica Alba attractive personally, because my sister resembles her in her Dark Angel phase to a T.kyuzo3567 said:
OT: Either Alison Brie, or Sofia Vergara.
I trust myself to... rise to the occasion.
No, it seems like there are way too many things that could go wrong for it to be worth it. Is the fact that they're a celebrity supposed to be some sort of plus? Personally I'd rather do it with someone I actually know.
This is based on the assumption that we want to be famous for some reason, what if we don't?recurve6 said:
Hell yeah no hesitation idgaf i'm probably amazing in bed anyway probably
3 day weekend? holy shit even better
3 day weekend? holy shit even better
It's not like anyone not living in Germany would know who Daniela Katzenberger even is. I mean, if you'd know you'd think i'm a complete moron. Wouldn't that be embarassing?
Rachel Riley (from Countdown). Not too famous, not too non-famous. Seems like quite a down-to-earth and intelligent lady, with awesome mathematic skills to boot. I would use a fake name, and maybe a bit of a disguise (e.g. sunglasses, do something different with my hair).
But if I can choose a porn star?Danni Daniels. 1) Because she?s a porn star, so even if I?m shit, I?d probably get some of the best sex I could ever dream of. And 2) I?m into transsexuals, so having sex with one would be another fantasy fulfilled (plus, she?s got a nice tomboyish edge to her). I?d still use a fake name and a bit of a disguise, though.
Even if my identity comes out, she blasts my performance, and someone tries to take the mickey, I could still just say, ?Whatever, I had sex with Rachel Riley/Danni Daniels. I wonder how good you would be in the same situation.?
But if I can choose a porn star?Danni Daniels. 1) Because she?s a porn star, so even if I?m shit, I?d probably get some of the best sex I could ever dream of. And 2) I?m into transsexuals, so having sex with one would be another fantasy fulfilled (plus, she?s got a nice tomboyish edge to her). I?d still use a fake name and a bit of a disguise, though.
Even if my identity comes out, she blasts my performance, and someone tries to take the mickey, I could still just say, ?Whatever, I had sex with Rachel Riley/Danni Daniels. I wonder how good you would be in the same situation.?
Mmmmmmnope. I'm pretty sure I would not get a very good review. Also, I've never really cared for celebrities as a whole.
Yes, as a virgin I know for a fact I'd be pretty terrible but even though I don't have any experience I make up for it with enthusiasm and willingness to experiment. Plus I'm a nice guy so maybe Emma Watson's forgiving enough to let me try to redeem my likely god awful performance.
Am I the only person alive who DOESN'T think Ryan Gosling is good looking? I've nothing against the guy it's just that in half the pictures I've seen him in his skin looks unnaturally smooth, I like smooth skin as much as the next person but not when it looks like you're made of lotion.boots said:Yes. Ryan Gosling.
What's that you say? Potential for global gossip mag coverage and lifetime humiliation? Well, in that case...
Hell yeah, wouldn't even think about it. Even if we assume that the potential celebrity is going to act like a huge toolbag about the whole thing and paint me as the worst thing to happen to sex since since genital warts, at the end of the day I still got to bang someone I find endlessly attractive and out of my league by several light years. The hard part here is to choose the celebrity. Just looking through the thread gives me too many irresistible options.
If Beyonce can still stand after a whole night of my red hot lovin' she can say whatever the fuck she wants to say to anyone, unless she utters some kind of spell, goes back in time and unsleeps with me, then I'll be very, very sad.
Hell yeah. The world can think I'm a shit lay if need be (though I'd totally pull out all the stops on this one, so I doubt it). If I get to bang k-pop band Big Bang's rapper TOP, I can die a happy woman.
