Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

Dr.Susse

Lv.1 NPC
Apr 17, 2009
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Granted you are serving it with a side of chips and a light Ceaser salad.

I wish to buy one kitten please.
 

Drake the Dragonheart

The All-American Dragon.
Aug 14, 2008
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It instead gets run into the ground to the point it makes everyone hate the characters.

(blame cinemasins for this one!)

I wish Olivia Wilde was my girlfriend.
 

JohnZ117

A blind man before the Elephant
Jun 19, 2012
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Nintendo, Ubisoft, and Konami all hire assassins to eradicate this threat. Jim Sterling is martyred, much like his predecessor, and his message gets perverted and used by the game industry to actually further their corrupt ways.

I wish I could think of a better wish.
 

JohnZ117

A blind man before the Elephant
Jun 19, 2012
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The voice actor for Marvin is nowhere near as good as Alan, and all the other actors just phone it in as well.

I wish for a million wishes.
 

JohnZ117

A blind man before the Elephant
Jun 19, 2012
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Adam Jenson was an early adapter, so every mechanism in his body malfunctioned frequently, often causing extreme pain and diarrhea. That is your future. Adam Jensen, however, adapted quite well to his augments.

I wish my appliances weren't in need of constant updates.
 

American Fox

Le Best Tank
Aug 14, 2012
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They have perfect spelling and grammar, but they can only write bible verses. In Klingon. No more new books, just one old one. Forever.

I wish to always be able to pull the right amount of money for a purchase from my pocket.

BuildsLegos said:
He performs your least favorite sex-act with a large animal, just for you.
Oh fsck, I ar ded farm laftir
 

Drake the Dragonheart

The All-American Dragon.
Aug 14, 2008
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It immediately animates and proceeds to hand you the most severe, humiliating ass beating of your entire life.

I wish the Nashville Predators would get swept in the Stanley Cup Finals, not even close, every game they lose 6,7-0, and Corey Sissons gets the super STD gonaherpasyphalAIDS.

Then the next 3 seasons they lose a game 7 at home to Anaheim.