Hell, this thread made me feel like some old hermit in a shack who sleeps with his shotgun and has a dog named Betsy. I've been here nearly 3 years and barely know anyone. My vote would go to Jack and Calumon. I don't know the guy at all, but admire the persistence with which he maintains this cute persona. I don't think I've ever seen him falter actually, in his case I'd probably be able to do this for a couple of weeks but one day I'd be too bored or intoxicated and I'd scrap the whole thing and post as good old me... but nope, he just keeps going. I've only met a handful of people like him in real life. They're pleasant, interesting people, that you also do NOT want to fuck with. I like them.