Tyra Banks Fancies Herself the Next J.R.R. Tolkien
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I'm sure she won't be the one who will write the book(i don't think she has the neurons to write a book), some ghost writer will do it and then she'll come out form her drug induced coma saying that she wrote it.
Oh dear lord.
I shall never ever read Mode Lelland.
In fact, this Mod Ellel And book will disturb me if anyone reads it.
I shall never ever read Mode Lelland.
In fact, this Mod Ellel And book will disturb me if anyone reads it.
Best of luck......I gues. Seriously though, nobody, and I mean NOBODY can be the next J.R.R Tolkien.
Oh that *****. She tries to stop blokes playing video games and "be men" and now she's trying to kill the imagination of children.
THAT FUCKING SUCCUBOUS
THAT FUCKING SUCCUBOUS
Dont you guys regret you're first amendment now.Freedom of speech doesnt sound so good now, does it ?
Nah just kidding, I think that Mrs. Banks might be over her pretty head here, but I wish her all the luck, cause she can write a book if she wants to, and Im sure that there are enough idiots who will buys this and wont regret it.
I do feel sorry for the people who have to review this book.
But seriously, what would be that book like:
"And then they went to like a magical world, you know. And it was called like Modelland and it has like all these models and unicorns and other stuff you know. And Issabella-Patricia McCuteinyoface was all like: Whoahh and she was all happy. The end".
I think the release date will be the day the medium "book" dies.
Nah just kidding, I think that Mrs. Banks might be over her pretty head here, but I wish her all the luck, cause she can write a book if she wants to, and Im sure that there are enough idiots who will buys this and wont regret it.
I do feel sorry for the people who have to review this book.
But seriously, what would be that book like:
"And then they went to like a magical world, you know. And it was called like Modelland and it has like all these models and unicorns and other stuff you know. And Issabella-Patricia McCuteinyoface was all like: Whoahh and she was all happy. The end".
I think the release date will be the day the medium "book" dies.
So long as the book has yet to be finished, I'm open to it possibly being good. More likely than not it will be ghost written anyway so it's possible it could become something like a mini, reeeeally mini twilight craze
"Actually, never mind, the books will probably do that all on their own."
Ha, I actually laughed quite a lot when I read that bit!
On a more serious note - why? Can't she just write an autobiography and have done with it? There's enough awfulness in the world anyway, why add to it?
Just....why?!
Ha, I actually laughed quite a lot when I read that bit!
On a more serious note - why? Can't she just write an autobiography and have done with it? There's enough awfulness in the world anyway, why add to it?
Just....why?!
HAHAHAHAHA!!! Wow...just wow. That clip is funny. Just had to comment on it...except now it will be scarred in my mind, giving me nightmares. Anyways...here's the silver lining, at least she is sticking to writing what she knows about (granted, that doesn't seem too be a lot to draw from) instead of trying to write about something like international spy espionage or something.z(ombie)fan said: