Unlikely last words

[That Greek Guy]

"Fuck you mom. I can do whatever i want"

 

[OddOzZy666]

'So, how do I know this thing works?' *To be said when looking down the barrel of a loaded gun*

 

[_Janny_]

"Hey, would you mind terribly killing me?"

Ahahaha, that was simply brilliant! Also, your avatar is all kinds of awesome!

 

[cartzo]

"cough! cough! whose the world gonna revolve around now?"

 

[JenkinsTR]

"Damn... and i was only 2 days away from retirement!"

 

[Nukeforyou]

"Hold my beer, I'm gonna try to make this jump"

 

[GeorgW]

"Hey, would you mind terribly killing me?"

Ahahaha, that was simply brilliant! Also, your avatar is all kinds of awesome!

Thank you, yours is nice as well.
More quotes, how about: "I don't like Dr. Who."
"Hey, I've got an idea! Let's shut down the internet!"
"That gun looks dirty, let me clean it for you."

 

[xWestie]

Spoiler: dont open

Spoiler: i told you

Spoiler: hmmm i did tell you

Spoiler: well if you must

well hurry the fuck up!!!

Edit: yeah ok i was bored

You know, as soon as I clicked that, my disc tray popped open o-o

 

[Asdalan08]

"Oh Bugger..."

 

[imnot]

"Goblin sharks cant steal your soul!"

Everyone knows they can therefor its unlikley.
I mean look at it!

Spoiler

 

[Eatbrainz]

"Careful where your pointing tha-"
"You can get a really nice view if you lean out this wa-"

 

[MrNickster]

'A falcon punch can't kill shit'
'You cops don't have the guts to shoot me'
'Mummy DID say don't play on the highway, but I'll be back really quick'
'Come on man, a baseball will NEVER break through THIS helemt'

 

[Adam Davis]

"Sorry dude, it look like you had that."

 

[Kitteh]

"hey honey? get me a sandwich?"

 

[The_ModeRazor]

"Bang."
There, I said it.

 

[Mistermixmaster]

"Man, this yoghurt tastes delicious! ... What? It's old milk?!"

"Of course I didn't load the gun, if I did this would be fatal, see?" *gunshot*

"Man, that sniper is crap at aiming, he couldn't hit the broad side of a barn even if he tr-"

 

[DudeD1020]

"I killed it!"

"Kill me God! See God doesn't exi.."*Lightning strikes him down*

"So,we throw the grenade?"

"Bang, you're dead!"

 

[BorisFriend]

Not technically last words, but my friend wants this as her epitaph (words on her headstone/gravestone)

"I lost The Game.
Permanently"

 

[Caliostro]

"OFF COURSE this will work!"

 

[BlueGlowstick]

Who took the cookies from the cookie jar?

I TOOK THE COOKIES FROM THE COOKIE JAR!!

Edit: I wanna explain: in my family, that would be considered a death sentence since all cookies are homemade!