Unlikely last words

[ksn0va]

Wanna try playing the wii?

 

[coolicus]

Not quite what the OP wants but Oscar Wilde the great wit of the 19th century is reputed to have said on his death bed, aghast at the garish wallpaper in his room:

"Either that wallpaper goes, or I do."

 

[mikeybuthge]

When I die, bury me face down so that everyone that didn't like me can just kiss my ass.
Shit! Wrong wi-

 

[Roperius]

"It's just an itsy little waf-e-r "

 

[Jezzascmezza]

"You know what? I'm still going to be alive in the next five sec-"

 

[That Greek Guy]

"Fuck you mom. I can do whatever i want"

 

[OddOzZy666]

'So, how do I know this thing works?' *To be said when looking down the barrel of a loaded gun*

 

[_Janny_]

"Hey, would you mind terribly killing me?"

Ahahaha, that was simply brilliant! Also, your avatar is all kinds of awesome!

 

[cartzo]

"cough! cough! whose the world gonna revolve around now?"

 

[JenkinsTR]

"Damn... and i was only 2 days away from retirement!"

 

[Nukeforyou]

"Hold my beer, I'm gonna try to make this jump"

 

[GeorgW]

"Hey, would you mind terribly killing me?"

Ahahaha, that was simply brilliant! Also, your avatar is all kinds of awesome!

Thank you, yours is nice as well.
More quotes, how about: "I don't like Dr. Who."
"Hey, I've got an idea! Let's shut down the internet!"
"That gun looks dirty, let me clean it for you."

 

[xWestie]

Spoiler: dont open

Spoiler: i told you

Spoiler: hmmm i did tell you

Spoiler: well if you must

well hurry the fuck up!!!

Edit: yeah ok i was bored

You know, as soon as I clicked that, my disc tray popped open o-o

 

[Asdalan08]

"Oh Bugger..."

 

[imnot]

"Goblin sharks cant steal your soul!"

Everyone knows they can therefor its unlikley.
I mean look at it!

Spoiler

 

[Eatbrainz]

"Careful where your pointing tha-"
"You can get a really nice view if you lean out this wa-"

 

[MrNickster]

'A falcon punch can't kill shit'
'You cops don't have the guts to shoot me'
'Mummy DID say don't play on the highway, but I'll be back really quick'
'Come on man, a baseball will NEVER break through THIS helemt'

 

[Adam Davis]

"Sorry dude, it look like you had that."

 

[Kitteh]

"hey honey? get me a sandwich?"