>Dirk: Figure out what to do next.
You have absolutely no idea what is going on. For good measure, you officially decide to CHEAT. You head over to your favorite GAMING SITE, and check out a few guides to the game before settling on one that actually has proper grammar. This girl seems to know way more about the game than most people logically should. From what she's saying you figure out some of the basics of the game, that the big ball is called a KERNELSPRITE, and that you need to GET YOUR ASS IN GEAR. You forget to check why, but you've never found reason to doubt a guide before. You think about sending a message to Chas on what to do next, but then realize it will take forever to get him to his COMPUTER and back.
Instead, you spot his PHONE in the KITCHEN, and grab that and toss it to him instead. With his new PHONE in hand you can now pester him while he's on the move.
You see something called a TOTEM LATHE in the PHERNALIA REGISTRY. You set it down on the other end of the room the CRUXTRUDER is located within. You also notice an odd PRE-PUNCHED CARD that seems to be there for no reason. Deciding that it must be important, you toss that to Chas as well.
You have absolutely no idea what is going on. For good measure, you officially decide to CHEAT. You head over to your favorite GAMING SITE, and check out a few guides to the game before settling on one that actually has proper grammar. This girl seems to know way more about the game than most people logically should. From what she's saying you figure out some of the basics of the game, that the big ball is called a KERNELSPRITE, and that you need to GET YOUR ASS IN GEAR. You forget to check why, but you've never found reason to doubt a guide before. You think about sending a message to Chas on what to do next, but then realize it will take forever to get him to his COMPUTER and back.
Instead, you spot his PHONE in the KITCHEN, and grab that and toss it to him instead. With his new PHONE in hand you can now pester him while he's on the move.
[12:53] -- stabsSalesman [SS] began pestering snickeringSurrogate [SS] at 00:53 --
[01:29] SS: =]=> OK so I just checked this guide
[01:29] SS: =]=> And I guess what we need to do next is start making shit
[01:29] SS: =]=> Because
[01:30] SS: =]=> There's a timer or something
[01:30] SS: =]=> I mostly skimmed
[01:30] SS: =]=> Hold on I'm putting down the next thing on your side of the big box
[01:29] SS: =]=> OK so I just checked this guide
[01:29] SS: =]=> And I guess what we need to do next is start making shit
[01:29] SS: =]=> Because
[01:30] SS: =]=> There's a timer or something
[01:30] SS: =]=> I mostly skimmed
[01:30] SS: =]=> Hold on I'm putting down the next thing on your side of the big box
You see something called a TOTEM LATHE in the PHERNALIA REGISTRY. You set it down on the other end of the room the CRUXTRUDER is located within. You also notice an odd PRE-PUNCHED CARD that seems to be there for no reason. Deciding that it must be important, you toss that to Chas as well.