What is your favorite Quote?

[Kiltguy]

"Who appropriate, you fight like a cow."
-Guybrush Threepwood

 

[Fiad]

Between two for me.

"War does not determine who is right, only who is left."

or

"When faced with two choices simply toss a coin. It works not because it settles the question for you, but because in that brief moment when the coin is in the air, you know what you are hoping for."

 

[Ike Jager]

Spoiler: Beep... Beep... Beep... Beep...

<youtube=U1Z6e7igvMA> "Beep... beep... beep... beep..."
- Sputnik I

Sputnik I, the very first man-made object to be sent to Earth's orbit.

 

[tehsqueez]

- "You've got a point. The marsh part does cancel out anything else. Flowermarsh? Kittenmarsh? Nope. No good."

- "Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-action and adventure-dunna-dunna-na-dunna-na-playing by our own rules-nanana-hanging by our fingers from a mountain-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun."

- "War does not determine who is right- only who is left."

 

[DarkShadow144]

"It is sometimes an appropriate response to reality to go insane"
-Philip K. Dick
It works

 

[soes757]

"In the beginning, the universe was created. This made a lot of people very angry, and has been widely regarded as a bad idea."
-- Douglas Adams

 

[TheRookie8]

"You fool, Warren is DEAD!" (guess the source)

"I have so many questions, and oh so much love to give!"

"Death closes all: but something ere the end, / Some work of noble note, may yet be done, / Not unbecoming men that strove with Gods.

"The woods are lovely, dark and deep,
But I have promises to keep,
And miles to go before I sleep,
And miles to go before I sleep."

 

[Monty McDougal]

"GARBAGE DAY!" just type that in on youtube
"What's in the booox" Brad Pitt "Se7en"
"I'm the dude" The dude(jeff bridges) Big Labowski
"I could have been dead, I COULD HAVE DIED!!!" a monster in Monsters Inc.

 

[TheRookie8]

I left a few quotes earlier, but I just watched "Movie Bob: Fast Five" and...

...well, watch the video. You'll know when you hear it. Great delivery.

 

[Impluse_101]

"Your life is an occasion.
Rise To It."

Best quote I've heard so far, in my opinion...

Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium: The greatest movie too many people have never seen.

Oh my....I've completely forgot about that movie...dear god....

Someone deliver a slap across my horrible horrible memory!

 

[cricketlenny]

"When god gives you lemons, you go find a new god that pays better."

 

[thor8797]

"In our last, fleeting instant of awareness, we know death has come for us at last, and there is no more sorrow, no more hate, no more desperation. There is only darkness beyond the terrible light, and peace at last. . ."

if anyone knows the quote ill be impressed

 

[Impluse_101]

Um.......

SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE [http://spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaccee.com/]

And.

He's not just a regular moron. He's the product of the greatest minds of a generation working together with the express purpose of building the dumbest moron who ever lived. And you just put him in charge of the entire facility. [slow clap] Good, that's still working.

 

[LikeDustInTheWind]

"Hey, That's a pretty good point, let me think for minu- OH WAIT that's complete BULLSHIT."

Extra-large cookie for reference.

Edit: Also this:

"In the beginning, the universe was created. This made a lot of people very angry, and has been widely regarded as a bad idea."
-- Douglas Adams

Along with any mention of digital watches in The Guide.

 

[Athol]

I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.
~Albert Einstein~

 

[Captain Epic]

Right now it's definately "This...Statement...Is...FALSE!"

 

[Varanfan9]

There is no such thing as sanity, everyone just has varying levels of insanity.
I love it because it is so true
Captcha: mechanical stepen

 

[DIEDIEDIE765]

It used to be the burn from Billy Madison, "What you just said... is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point, in your rambling, incoherent response, were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points... and may God have mercy on your soul."

This has recently been supplanted by this:
"YEAH! TAKE THE LEMONS! OH I LIKE THIS GUY! YEAH! BURN HIS HOUSE DOWN! BURNING PEOPLE, HE SAYS WHAT WE'RE ALL THINKING!"

 

[CptOverkill]

"The pen is mightier than the sword, unless the swords on FIRE, then your screwed."
Me :3

 

[binvjoh]

"The pen is mightier than the sword, unless the swords on FIRE, then your screwed."
Me :3

I really quite like that one.