No. I'm straight and if I weren't or were a female I'd avoid a man who doesn't speak except in grunts and screams. I'm not much for silent partners, communication is an ideal for me. No wonder Princess Zelda don't wanna hit that...
No. I'm straight and if I weren't or were a female I'd avoid a man who doesn't speak except in grunts and screams. I'm not much for silent partners, communication is an ideal for me. No wonder Princess Zelda don't wanna hit that...
Probably. A well meaning, if hot headed 20 something boy... Hm. Well, I dunno, actually. He does rather have a temper, and can be an idiot about women.
Of course I would date Ryuko! We'd eat lemons together, find a more substantial meal whenever she gets anemic, go shopping (seriously, you have like two outfits, it's time to expand your wardrobe) have bombastic fights with each other...*Wistful sigh*
Would I date New's Dog? ... I dunno, it might get awkward. I'd prefer to friendzone him and then go on wacky and wonderful zany adventures down the trail of Scooby Doo where we go to the land of the gumdrop king and have to solve the ancient mystery of FDsfaf but we have to do so through a D&D Game, and to our horror it is 4e so we burn it to the ground with a flamerthrower and New's Dog after burning everything throws a few molotovs and a nuke just to be sure and then we replay it in 3.5e and much fun was had by all but New's Dog couldn't roll with his paws so we had to visit a Monk to see if he could help then we realised how underpowered Monks were and laughed at him so we went to a Wizard and suddenly New's Dog had telekinesis and he roooolled the dice and then the mystery of FDsfaf was solved and we grabbed a bev before hoping back on our flying VTOL mega carrier and water skiing all the way home to Australia. Mate.
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Or, you know, friends with benefits. That might work.
Link in this form is a very handsome fellow, but I'm straight so no. I may not be the most talkative person, but he can only communicate in grunts and silent "Yes" and "No" in text boxes. The communication I need is just not there I'm afraid.
For the premise of this thread, imagine you encounter the person or thing depicted in your avatar. Doesn't matter if they're human or beast, fictional or real. Your avatar wants nothing more than... to go on a date with you! What would you do?
Some ground rules:
1) If you have multiple sentient beings in your avatar, you may choose one in particular or all of them if that sort of thing floats your boat
2) If your avatar is currently Alienfied as is mine, you can choose between the Aliens avatar and your actual avatar (or even both if you so desire)
3) If you have no sentient beings in your avatar, well you're out of luck for this thread, consider yourself #foreveralone.
Would I date a xenomorph? Well, they aren't exactly eye candy but seeing what the one in Alien did to some of it's human victims, I wouldn't want to get on it's bad side so I would probably say yes. I would politely decline any offers to 'come in for coffee' afterwards however, knowing how they reproduce.
Considering mine is Elsa the Snow Queen, she's 21, gorgeous voice, beautiful, and Disney has actually made me have a crush on a princess/queen for the first since Jasmine (don't look at me like that) I'd say yes.
Hmm well, I obviously can't(or won't) date an emblem, but if we stretch the question a bit I would date a couple women from Mithril, though one of them might be considered underage depending on the country.
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